“Don’t be upsetti—eat some spaghetti” (“Don’t get upsetti—have some spaghetti”)
"Don’t be upsetti -- eat/have some spaghetti"is a jocular spaghetti saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti" was posted on…
“Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you…” (joke)
Many devices (microwave, TV, laptop, smartphone) in the household can spy on people. "If you think your microwave spying on you is bad... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for…
“Don’t be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza”
"Don’t be yourself. Be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza" is a jocular pizza saying that has been printed on several images. YouTube personality PewDiePie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg)…
“Don’t blame a clown acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus”
"Don’t blame a clown acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus" is a political saying (the political "circus") that has been printed on many images.…
“Don’t compare me to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative”
"Don’t compare me to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative" is a political saying meaning that no candidate is perfect (like the Almighty), but he or she -- however flawed --…
“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork”
"Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Google BooksApril 1921, The Birth Control Review, pg. 18, col. 1 ad:Are You…
“Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s most likely where you left your car”
"Don’t ever forget where you came from" usually means "don't forget your roots." A joke was posted on Twitter by "John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil" on…
“Don’t expect me to stop if you’re broken down by the side of the road. You were offered an extended car warranty several times”
"Don’t expect me to stop if you’re broken down by the side of the road. You were offered an extended car warranty several times" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Don’t forget to adjust all the clocks you never look at because you have a phone”
People have to "spring forwarf and fall back" their clocks two times every year. However. most people get the time from their cell phones, and that's automatically adjusted.…
“Don’t forget to set your clocks from sunshine and happiness back to misery and despair”
"Don’t forget to set your clocks from sunshine and happiness back to misery and despair (tonight/this weekend)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Turning clocks…
“Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1am for Thanksgiving”
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
“Don’t hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like ‘don’t fill up on bread,’ that’s super confusing…”
A family often goes to a restaurant such as Texas Roadhouse, and a basket of bread is placed on the table. One parent usually warns the children, "Don't fill up on bread!" However,…
“Don’t judge a book by its cover, but always judge a Tex-Mex restaurant by their chips and salsa”
Many Texans love the free chips and salsa served at Tex-Mex restaurants. But is this a basis to choose a restaurant? "Don't judge a book by its cover, but always judge a TexMex restaurant…
“Don’t know how I feel about bars opening back up. Drinks gonna be weak compared to mine”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many bars being closed. Liquor stores were left open, and many people made drinks at home. "Yesterday a worker at Walmart was talking to someone…
“Don’t let your ice cream melt while counting somebody else’s sprinkles”
TwitterRachel Cochran@__rayyynicoledon't let your ice cream melt while counting someone else's sprinkles5:20 PM · Oct 14, 2017·Twitter for iPhone TwitterMiz…
“Don’t panic, it’s organic”
The saying "don't panic, it's organic" (encouraging the use of organic foods) has been printed on many images. American fitness pioneer, actor and writer Gypsy Boots (1915-2004)…
“Don’t pick a job with great vacation time. Pick one that doesn’t need escaping from”
"Don’t pick a job with great vacation time. Pick one that doesn’t need escaping from" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Rather than counting down the days to…
“Don’t promise when you’re happy, don’t reply when you’re angry, don’t decide when sad”
"Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad" are some rules of advice that have been printed on many…
“Don’t put words in my mouth that’s where the hotdogs go”
Are mouths for talking or for eating? A popular meme suggests it's the latter (eating). "don’t put words in my mouth that’s where the hotdogs go" was posted on X/Twitter by bah…
“Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins”
"Don’t resist chances. Take them like vitamins" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- the start of a longer paragraph -- was a Nike advertisement…