An operating system joke was posted on the newsgroup de.comm.infosystems.www.servers by Nikolaus Rath on March 5, 2001: "Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer…
Dosa (a thin pancake or crepe) is often eaten with chutney. Many Indian foods have been called a "vehicle for chutney." "What is a dosa, if not a vehicle for tamarind chutney?"…
Double chocolate cookies have been compared to brownies. "I guess these double chocolate chunk cookies are going to end up as a brownie???" was posted on Twitter by french fry on January…
"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying was on the Truth Is Crying blog on August 18, 2008: "Have…
There are nuts and bolts, so some people believe there should be doughnuts and dobolts (or donuts and dobolts). "What if Doughnut was Doughbolt, Doughwedge or Doughspanner" was posted on…
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
"Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Dove (chocolate) is owned by Mars, Incorporated, but Dove (soap) is owned by Unilever…
When the U.S. stock market goes down, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is sometimes dubbed "Down Jones" (down + Dow Jones). "Dow Jones (sometimes called the Davey Jones, or Down…
When the U.S. stock market goes down, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is sometimes dubbed "Down Jones" (down + Dow Jones). "Dow Jones (sometimes called the Davey Jones, or Down…
Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Frazier (1944-2011) lost his title to George Foreman in a January 22, 1973 fight in Kingston, Jamaica. Howard Cosell made his famous broadcasting call after Foreman…
Computer viruses are not like human viruses, but there are jokes. There is no herd immunity for computer viruses. "Download smaller viruses to your computer to help it build an immunity"…
"Fizzician" (fizz + physician) is a jocular portmanteau term. A popular riddle is: Q: What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?A: He's a fizzician. "Dr Pepper's a fizzician"…
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…