“Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you…” (joke)

Many devices (microwave, TV, laptop, smartphone) in the household can spy on people. “If you think your microwave spying on you is bad… Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 1, 2017. “If you think your microwave and your TV spying on you is bad… Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on May 20, 2018.
   
“Don’t be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years” was posted on Twitter by ann marie on December 13, 2019. “Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 17, 2019.
 
“Worried about your smartphone and laptop spying on you? Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years” was posted on Twitter by Alice Mills on December 16, 2019.
   
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/crazst April 1, 2017
If you think your microwave spying on you is bad…
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
 
Twitter
Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
If you think your microwave spying on you is bad… http://ift.tt/2nrDcZX
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
…
4:04 PM · Apr 1, 2017·IFTTT
   
Twitter
Ṛiṭẽ$h Kãṭṭi
@_evil_nerd
If you think your microwave is spying on you is bad… your vacuum is collecting dirt on you since years.
#Sorry the joke sucked so much
8:46 AM · Apr 22, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter May 20, 2018
If you think your microwave and your TV spying on you is bad…
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years..
 
Twitter
ann marie
@annmarie309
“Don’t be worried about
your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on
you for years.” 😅😅😅😅
4:16 AM · Dec 13, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Alice Mills
@millsalice144
Worried about your smartphone and laptop spying on you?
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.
5:40 PM · Dec 16, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/JamesHaven75 December 17, 2019
Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
     
Twitter
Tena
@TwinHearts1988
Don’t be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you…Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years…
6:18 PM · Dec 18, 2019·Facebook
 
Twitter
Dad’s Puns
@DadsPuns
Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
5:41 AM · Dec 19, 2019·Twitter for Android