“Does anyone know where I can get an extended car warranty?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“Does anyone know where i can get an extended warranty for my car?”
Spam calls and internet messages about car warranties are the subject of many jokes. "Anyone know where I can get an extended warranty on my car?" was posted on Twitter by gregprice on…
“Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?”
In the New Testament Gospel of John, Jesus turns water into wine. Many people, in jest, want this recipe. "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?"…
“Does anyone remember playing solitaire with real cards?”
"I'm so old, I can remember playing solitaire with an actual deck of cards" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many -- perhaps most -- people now play solitaire on…
“Does anyone remember your mom checking the dried beans for rocks before making ham and bean soup?”
"Does anyone remember your mom checking the dried beans for rocks before making ham and bean soup?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. A tiny rock that is mixed in with…
“Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure”
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
“Does anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure”
Some sales have high pressure, but the sale of a broken barometer? "If anyone is interested, I have a broken Barometer for sale. No pressure" was posted on Twitter by Chris Gurton on…
“Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?”
"Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?" is a one-line saying about exercise. The joke was posted by Mary Charlene on Twitter on March 3, 2014. "Does running late count as…
“Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?”
"Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?" is a one-line saying about exercise. The joke was posted by Mary Charlene on Twitter on March 3, 2014. "Does running late count as…
“Does butternut squash know how filthy it sounds?”
"Butternut squash" is an accurate name, but some people read something else into it. "'Butternut squash' sounds dirty" was posted on Twitter by Count Killula MD on…
“Does chile con queso count as soup?”
Chile con queso is often served as an appetizer at Tex-Mex restaurants, used as a dip for tortilla chips. There is such a thing as queso soup, but this queso is a dip and not a soup. Some people…
“Does comedy on television cause comedy in the streets?”
One argument about television is that it features too much sex and violence, and that this causes those problems on the streets. Television talk show host Dick Cavett was asked about violence on…
“Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable? Not nececelery”
"Neccescelery/Nececelery/Necescelery" (necessarily + celery) is a nonsense word. "@damienmulley not necescelery" was posted on Twitter by Paraic on September 4, 2009.…
“Does every sentence need to include a vegetable? Not neccescelery”
"Neccescelery/Nececelery/Necescelery" (necessarily + celery) is a nonsense word. "@damienmulley not necescelery" was posted on Twitter by Paraic on September 4, 2009.…
“Does It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle” (“diarrhoea” backronym)
"Diarrhea" ("diarrhoea" is the popular spelling in the UK) is a difficult word to spell. Many people use a backronym (back acronym) or mnemonic. "Does It Always Run Really…
“Does Macy’s tell Gimbels?”
Macy's is the World's Largest Store, at 34th Street and Herald Square. in New York City. Across the street on 34th Street was once a rival store called Gimbels. "Does Macy's…
“Does McDonald’s Sell Cheese Burgers?” (math mnemonic)
"Does McDonald's Sell/Serve Cheese Burgers" is a math mnemonic used by many elementary school teachers. The letters "DMSCB" stand for "Divide Multiply Subtract Check…
“Does McDonald’s Sell Cheese Burgers?” (math mnemonic)
"Does McDonald's Sell/Serve Cheese Burgers" is a math mnemonic used by many elementary school teachers. The letters "DMSCB" stand for "Divide Multiply Subtract Check…
“Does McDonald’s Serve Cheese Burgers?” (math mnemonic)
"Does McDonald's Sell/Serve Cheese Burgers" is a math mnemonic used by many elementary school teachers. The letters "DMSCB" stand for "Divide Multiply Subtract Check…
“Does produce get those stickers because they were so well behaved or voted?”
Price look-up code stickers are placed on produce. They are not the same stickers that children get for good behavior, but there are jokes. "Bananas Get Their Stickers From Being Well…