“Calamari are just boujee onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are just chewy onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are just Italian onion rings”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calamari are the onion rings of the sea”
Calamari is a fried squid dish that has been compared to onion rings. "A toast (a toast!) to calamari: the onion rings of the sea" was posted on Twitter by RJ Cantrell on August 13, 2008.…
“Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01, 10, 11”
"Binary: It's as easy as 01, 10, 11" (or "How easy is it to count in binary? It's as easy as 01 10 11") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Calf fries are the original sack lunch”
"Rocky Mountain oysters are the original sack lunch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Rocky Mountain "oysters" (also called "calf fries") are…
“Call me a taxi.”/“You’re a taxi!”
"Call me a cab" is such an old joke, it pre-dates the popular introduction of the word "taxi." It's now most frequently "Call me a taxi"/"You're a…
“Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer my cranberry in its natural state, in the shape of a can of dog food”
When people eat cranberries (such as at Thanksgiving), it's usually from a can. The joke is that this is the "natural shape." "THIS is the natural state of cranberry sauce for…
“Call me an Uber.”/“You’re an Uber!”
"Call me a taxi."/"You're a taxi!" is an old joke. Uber is a global taxi technology company. American journalist James Lileks wrote in the StarTribune (Minneapolis, MN) on…
“Call me anything, but don’t call me late for dinner”
"Call me anything you like, but don't call me too late for/to dinner" is an old joke that has been cited in print since at least 1833. A farce by Richard Jones called Too Late for…
“Call me butter because I’m on a roll”
"Call me/him/us butter because I'm/he's/we're on a roll" is a saying cited in print since at least 1999. The pun is for "on a roll" meaning both "on a…
“Call me cornbread… cause soon as you start moving iffy I’mma be gone in a jiffy”
X/Twitter PoisonLovee🌈❤️ @Girlswagg14 Call me cornbread cause soon as you start moving iffy I'mma be gone in a jiffy 🏃🏾♂️💨 9:58 PM · Aug 1, 2023 X/Twitter…
“Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way”
"Call me weird but I like all my money facing the same way" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people adjust the bills in their wallets to face the same way. "I…
“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying…..he said canned goods”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what should I be buying? He said, ‘Canned goods’”
"Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition'" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is,…
“Calling children strong and able—clear your dishes off the table”
"Calling children strong and able -- clear your/the dishes off the table" is a saying that has been in print since at least 2006. The saying has been put on various gift items and has…
“Calling it a ‘beer run’ implies exercise, but calling it ‘beer mission’ implies importance”
Should it be called a "beer run" or a "beer mission"? This was posted on Twitter by Bud Light on May 21, 2022: "Calling it a 'beer run' implies exercise, but…
“Calling someone a ‘tough cookie’ is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies”
Calling someone a "tough cookie" is usually a compliment, meaning that the person is physically and/or emotionally strong. The person is "tough" and a "cookie"…
“Calling your life a journey doesn’t make it any less of a disaster”
“Calling your life a journey doesn’t make it any less of a disaster” was posted on Twitter by Eva on February 15, 2018. It's not known who originated the saying. It's often stated…
“Calories (noun)—Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes tighter”
"Calories (noun) - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "What…