“Write two letters” (blaming predecessor joke)
According to an old joke, Joseph Stalin (1878-1953) gave to Nikita Khrushchev (1894-1971) -- or a corporate CEO gives to a successor -- two letters to open in case of emergency and extreme…
“Writing a daily column is like being married to a nymphomaniac”
"Writing a daily column is like being married to a nymphomaniac," newspaper columnists often claim. "Every time you think you're through, you have to do it again." The…
“Wrote a play about weather, with 100 actors as clouds. It was overcast”
"Overcast" weather is when the sky is covered with clouds. An "over-cast" play has too many actors. There have been many "overcast" puns. "I had an audition for a…
“Wrote a play about weather, with 100 actors as clouds. It was overcast”
"Overcast" weather is when the sky is covered with clouds. An "over-cast" play has too many actors. There have been many "overcast" puns. "I had an audition for a…
“WTF (Where’s The Frybread)”
"WTF (Where's The Frybread)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "WTF" usually stands for "What The Fuck." "Dinner time. WTF?!?!…
“WTF (Wine Tasting Friends)”
The initials "WTF" usually stand for "What The Fuck." "Wine Tasting Friends" is a jocular explanation of the "WTF" letters -- called a backronym (back…
“WTF do you unemployed people do all fucking day? I’m going insane” (quarantine)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to be quarantined in their homes. "This quarantine has me thinking a lot, and I just wanna know ... how do you unemployed people do this…
“WWE is just redneck anime”
"Wrestling is redneck anime" was posted on Twitter on April 4, 2017. "WWE is just redneck anime" was posted on Twitter by Trevor Wood on February 26, 2018, and on Reddit --…
“Wy tf is it called spinach artichoke dip if the main thing is cheese?”
"Spinach and artichoke dip" might be called that, but it's mostly cheese. "DISASTROUS DIP: Spinach artichoke dip would be better named 'cheese and mayo dip with a…
“X is a modern day version of having an imaginary friend”
Some people view the social media site X (formerly called Twitter) as an "imaginary friend." "twitter is just a version of having an imaginary friend" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“X is a place to confess our unsaid feelings”
Is social media a place to confess unsaid feelings? "twitter is a place to confess our unsaid feelings" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝐊𝚎𝚟𝚜 ➐ on May 9, 2020, and this received…
“X is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance”
Social media has many insane people on it, and it can be entertaining to watch -- from a safe distance. "Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe…
“X is Iike the smoking area for social media”
Smoking areas are special places where people can feed an addiction. This has been compared to social media. "Twitter is like the smoking area of social media networks" was posted on…
“X is just the stripper name for Twitter. It’ll always be Twitter”
"Twitter" (an American microblogging and social networking service) rebranded as "X" in 2023, but many people still call it Twitter. "Gm welcome to hell aka Twitter aka X…
“X is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it’s all the same people saying all the same shit”
Is social media like a soap opera? "X is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it's all the same people saying all the same shit" was posted on…
“X is like group therapy, but no one heals”
X/Twitter is sometimes said to be like group therapy. "@SevenZark Twitter is like group therapy without the free coffee. Let it all out, man" was posted on X/Twitter by Jeffery Harrell on…
“X is like waking up in a mental asylum, you have no idea you are committed until you try to leave”
"Twitter is like waking up in a mental asylum, you have no idea you are committed until you try to leave" was posted on X/Twitter by HuMMingBird on May 21, 2016, and this received over…
“X is the social media equivalent of talking to yourself in the mirror”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“X: Everyone you know is slowly going insane. LinkedIn: Everyone you know just completed a certificate you’ve never heard of…”
Each outlet of social media has a specific demographic. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Allie on February 11, 2026, and it received over 21,000 likes: "Facebook: Everyone you know is…
“Y did the chicken X the road? Solve for Y”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. "Y did the chicken X the road" is a math/science version.…