"Wonton" spelled backwards is "notnow" ('not now"). This is sometimes made into a joke that women -- especially Jewish women -- like to avoid having sex. "Here is…
"We pause for station identification" has been said by radio announcers for many years. A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1940: Q: Why does a radio announcer have small…
A leprechaun riddle was posted on Twitter on March 17, 2009: Q: Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? A: Cuz the grass tickles their nuts. A soccer version of the leprechaun riddle was posted on…
A riddle about a leprechaun's pot -- or "potty" -- of gold is: Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o' gold?A: They like to "go" first class! The joke has been cited in…
There are several St. Patrick's Day riddles about leprechauns having green thumbs. "Riddle of the Day: Why are so many leprechauns florists? #HeritageHealth Answer: They have green…
Dick's Sporting Goods was founded by Richard "Dick" Stack in 1948. There's a popular riddle on the name: Q: Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?A: Because they don't…
"Pride comes before a fall" is a version of the saying in the Bible, Book of Proverbs, 16:18. "Pride" does not mean a group of lions and "fall" does not mean autumn,…
"Pride Month" has nothing to do with a "pride of lions," but there are jokes. "[i show up to work fully decked out in a full body lion suit] I ... misunderstood what pride…
A popular math joke is: Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?A: Because of all the natural logs. The natural logarithm ("natural logs") joke has been cited in print since at least 2006.…
A beans-make-you-fart joke is: Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?A: So they can have bubble baths later. The joke -- sometimes regarded as offensive -- has been cited in print since at least…
Many Mexican-Americans eat tamales over Christmas. The
The struggle to "put food on the table" usually refers to the struggle to make enough money to afford to buy food -- and not physically putting food on the table. A riddle on the…
"Why do mornings have to begin so early?" (or "Why do mornings begin so early?") is a jocular saying. "Why do mornings begin so early?" was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa…
"Why do mornings have to be so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Why do mornings have to be so early in the morning?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"Why do mornings have to begin so early?" (or "Why do mornings begin so early?") is a jocular saying. "Why do mornings begin so early?" was posted on X/Twitter by Lisa…
"Why do mornings start so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Why do mornings have to start so early?" is another form of the saying. "Why…
"Why do mornings start so early?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Why do mornings have to start so early?" is another form of the saying. "Why…
A riddle about Native Americans is: Q: Why do Native Americans hate snow?A: Because it's white and settles on their land. The joke was first posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 9, 2015 and has…
"Why do only flat animals try to cross the road?" is a jocular question that Harold Ambrose Nuss asked on Twitter on January 24, 2013. "I can't be the only person who's…
The term "batter" is the subject of several baseball and pancake riddles. "Q. How is a baseball game like a pancake? A. They both need a good batter!" was printed in the Battle…