“After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging”
Semaphore has led to several puns about "flagging." "I tried semaphore as a twitter alternative today. But after an hour or so I was flagging" was posted on Twitter by John V…
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, buttons and T-shirts. The "WTF" stands for…
“After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal”
"After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it's actually not that big of a deal" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that six…
“After playing guitar for years, I thought I could learn to play the piano…”
"@td644: 'A piano is the easiest instrument to pick up.' @ProtomanX97: 'BRB, going to pick up a piano'" was posted on Twitter by QuoteableClusterduck on August 28,…
“After six months of listening to people talk with masks on…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. The masks often made it harder to communicate. "After six months of listening to people talk with masks on…
“After spending any amount of time on social media you can understand…”
Many people on social media are not too bright. "Take a look at trending topics on Twitter and you'll understand why they have to write 'do not eat' on dry silica packets"…
“After waking up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. However, many people who wore the masks did not cover their nose and/or their mouth with the mask. "After…
“After whiskey, driving risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“After whisky, driving risky”
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
“After winning, I threw the ball into the crowd. Apparently, that’s unacceptable in bowling”
"After winning the match, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on TV. Apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling" is a jocular one-line sports saying that was…
“After work, I volunteer to help blind children” (joke)
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective" is a dark joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 9, 2016. "After work, I volunteer to help blind…
“After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn…”
X/Twitter LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85 After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn: sprinkle protein powder on the wet morning grass. The…
“Afternoon: when the sun kisses the day with golden light”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Afternoons are like a warm hug from the sun”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Afternoons are like hugs from the sun—gentle and warm”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Against all authority… except my mom”
"Against all authority... except my mom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is anti-government, but pro-family. The Spanish "Contra toda autoridad...…
“Age and glasses of wine should never be counted”
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted" is a popular wine saying that has been printed on many gift items. ""Anni e bicchieri di vino non si contano mai."(Age and…
“Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese”
"Age doesn't matter unless you're a cheese" is a jocular one-line saying that has appeared in many quotation collections, always credited to American actress Billie Burke…
“Agenda for the day: - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in - Let the dog out”
Many people seemingly live for their dogs every single day. "Agenda for the day: - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in - Let the dog out - Let the dog in" is a joke that has…