“After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn…”

 
 
X/Twitter
LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More
@MediocreJoker85
After years of research, I finally figured out the secret to a healthy lawn: sprinkle protein powder on the wet morning grass.
The discovery was whey over dew.
12:07 PM · Mar 3, 2026
·