“Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. They’re all fake”
A joke about conspiracy theories was published on Reddit -- Jokes on November 23, 2016 (now unavailable): "Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. They're all fake." That is, if…
“Conspiracy Theorist: A person who researches a subject and then uses logic…”
"Conspiracy Theorist: A person who researches a subject and then uses logic and critical thinking skills to form an educated opinion instead of just blindly believing whatever they saw on…
“Conspiracy theorist: A term to discredit those who have seen through the bullshit”
"Conspiracy theorist: A term to discredit those who have seen through the bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Conspiracy Theorist: A…
“Conspiracy Theorist: Nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker”
"Conspiracy Theorist: Nothing more than a derogatory title used to dismiss a critical thinker" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was first posted on Twitter…
“Conspiracy Theorist: Someone who questions the statements of known liars”
"Conspiracy Theorist: Someone who questions the statements of known liars" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorist: someone who questions the…
“Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization”
"Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on" is a jocular one-liner that was cited on…
“Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition”
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of pattern recognition”
"Conspiracy theorists are just people capable of pattern recognition" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Conspiracy theorists, otherwise known as people capable of…
“Contra toda autoridad… excepto mi mamá”
"Against all authority... except my mom" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is anti-government, but pro-family. The Spanish "Contra toda autoridad...…
“Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn’t the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA”
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
“Cop: You’re going to prison for forgery. Me (slides him a 37 dollar bill): What about now?”
A joke about forgery was posted on Twitter by Jon on July 17, 2020: Cop: you're going to prison for forgery.Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now? Twitter Jon@ArfMeasuresCop:…
“Cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). Many people love chocolate, but it can kill…
“Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first”
"Cops can't take your drugs if you take them first" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The joke is on the word "take" -- the cops will take (confiscate) the…
“Corona is an anagram of racoon” (raccoon, as in Resident Evil’s Raccoon City)
"Racoon" ("raccoon" with only one "C") is an anagram of "Corona" (as in "Coronavirus"). In the Japanese horror media franchise Resident Evil, there…
“Corona virus explained in craft terms: You and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic as been compared to glitter. Glitter gets everywhere. "Corona Virus - explained in craft terms. You and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many…
“Coronavirus & allergy season: I don’t know if I should buy Zyrtec or turn myself in to the CDC”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic had some people confusing the symptoms with seasonal allergies. "Who the hell put Corona virus and allergy season in the same month? I don’t know if I…
“Coronavirus is a poor man’s virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been called a "poor person's virus" and, occasionally, a "poor man's virus." A rich person can isolate, while a poor person…
“Coronavirus is a poor person’s virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been called a "poor person's virus." A rich person can isolate, while a poor person might have to work in dangerous conditions. A rich person…
“Coronavirus is like pasta. Made by Chinese. Spread by Italians. Supersized by Americans”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, and then spread to infect large numbers of people in Italy and the United States. Many people have compared this…
“Coronavirus is to be re-named the Schrodinger Virus” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been compared to Schrödinger's cat. This was posted on Sickipedia on April 2, 2020: "Coronavirus is to be re-named the Schrodinger Virus.You either…