“Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization”

“Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on” is a jocular one-liner that was cited on Twitter by Frank Whitehouse on April 22, 2014. The line has been frequently reprinted.
 
 
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Frank Whitehouse
‏@WheelTod
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on
10:00 AM - 22 Apr 2014
 
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❄️Chancy❄️
‏@ChancySeoul
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on
10:57 AM - 21 Oct 2014
   
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14. Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on.
 
WRKR (Kalamazoo, MI)
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. Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on.
 
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‏@akmd65
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they’ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what’s really going on
2:09 PM - 18 Jul 2015