“All lawyers are jerks” (lawyer joke)
"All lawyers are jerks!" is a line in a popular lawyer joke. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1998 and is of unknown authorship. Google Groups: alt.callahansA short one for…
“All men are created equal, and then a few become firefighters”
"All men are created equal, and then a few become firefighters" is a saying that has been printed on several gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. U.S. Vice President Joe…
“All mothers were summoned when George Floyd called out for his momma”
"All mothers were summoned when George Floyd called out for his momma" is a saying that has been printed on many images.The original sign (white, red and blue letters on cardboard) was…
“All of those anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens”
"All of those anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens" (or "All these anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens") is a Fourth of July…
“All of us stuck at home should call random numbers in India & ask about the extended car warranty”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many people to be locked down in their homes. "All of us stuck at home, should call random numbers in India and ask them about their extended…
“All organizations that are not actually right-wing will over time become left-wing”
"O’Sullivan’s First Law: An eternal truth" by John O'Sullivan, published in the National Review on October 27, 1989, stated: "All organizations that are not actually…
“All people are born alike—except Republicans and Democrats”
"All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. New York City-born comedian, writer, actor and game show host…
“All politics is local”
"All politics is local" is a popular political saying, most often associated with House Speaker Thomas P. "Tip" O'Neill, Jr. (1912-1994). O'Neill used the saying in…
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Edmund BurkeEdmund Burke (1729-01-12 – 1797-07-09) was an Irish political philosopher, Whig politician, and statesman; he is regarded by many as the…
“All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair”
Politics is spoken about in many professions, but people who cut hair and who drive taxicabs are well-known chatterers. "All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving…
“All the scary things you claim would happen without the state are things that are currently…”
"All the scary things you claim would happen without the state are things that are currently happening with the state" is an anti-government saying that has been shown on an image. It was…
“All these anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens”
"All of those anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens" (or "All these anti-gun people are celebrating a day won by armed citizens") is a Fourth of July…
“All this anxiety better be burning calories”
"All this anxiety better be burning calories" was posted on Twitter by Woman on February 2, 2017. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created anxiety and made the line newly popular.…
“All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife”
"All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife" is a famous line allegedly said by American pioneer Daniel Boone (1734-1820), but it's uncertain if he ever…
“Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude…”
"Although COVID-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals talk logistics”
"Amateurs talk (about) strategy. Professionals talk (about) logistics" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Amateurs talk about strategy and tactics. Professionals talk…
“Amen and awomen”
Entry in progress -- BP “Why do they say ‘amen’ and not ‘awomen’ at the end of songs at church?"/"Because they’re hymns, not hers” is a related joke. Global News…
“America at this point in history is like the collapse of the Roman Empire but with WiFi”
"It's really cool to be alive in America at this point in history because it's like the collapse of the Roman Empire but with wi-fi" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“America is a corpse being devoured by maggots. Democrats are rooting for the maggots. Republicans are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…