“Maybe she’s losing it. Maybe it’s quarantine”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Maybelline New York City, an American-based New York City multinational cosmetics company, had its advetising tagline, "(Maybe…
“Maybe they should call it the Squirrel Flu because everyone is nuts and hoarding everything”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cause much panic. Brandy Freeman wrote on Facebook on March 13, 2020: "Maybe they should call it the Squirrel Flu. 'Cause everyone is NUTS &…
“Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me and my paycheck trying to figure out when the government came and worked 1/4 of my shifts”
"Me & my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shift" -- that is, the government took taxes from the paycheck -- is a saying that has been printed on…
“Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we’re doing today”
The year 2020 was eventful, with the coronavirus outbreak, George Floyd protests, California wildfires and more. "Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing…
“Me: I’m impressed you got us court side seats. My lawyer: I hope they find you guilty”
Getting "court side seats" at a basketball court is usually very good. Getting "court side seats" at a court of law, at one's own trial, is not so good. This joke was…
“Me: staying sober is easy with the power of prayer! Priest giving me communion for the 37th time this morning…”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Eucharist The Eucharist (/ˈjuːkərɪst/ YOO-kər-ist; from Koinē Greek: εὐχαριστία, romanized: evcharistía, lit. 'thanksgiving'), also…
“Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets”
A popular engineering joke is: Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets. The joke has been…
“Medical error is one of the leading causes of death. You better be doing your own research”
"In a world where medical error is one of the leading causes of death, you better be doing your own research" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN A WORLD WHERE…
“Memorial Day—honor their deaths by questioning anyone calling for more of them”
A popular Memorial Day saying was posted on Facebook by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (and on Twitter by Mrs. Betty Bowers) on May 26, 2012: "Memorial Day -- honor their…
“Men of quality do not fear equality”
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
“Men of quality don’t fear equality”
"Men/People of quality don't fear equality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This message has been painted on signs at women's rights marches and LGBTQ pride…
“Mercury, closest planet to the sun, -173 degrees Celsius at night. First world problems”
The term "Third World" refers to the economy of countries and was coined in the 1950s. The term "First World" doesn't refer to the planet Mercury and the term "Third…
“Merry crisis and a happy new fear”
"Merry crisis and a happy new fear" -- a pun on "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" -- has been printed on many images. The saying is from graffiti that was painted on the…
“Mexican by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice”
"American by birth. Patriot by choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "American by birth, patriot by choice!" was printed in the Albany (OR) Democrat-Herald…
“Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free…”
"Mice die in mouse traps because they don’t understand why the cheese is free. The same thing happens with socialism" (or "Socialism is like a mouse trap. It works because the…
“Military chaplains bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God”
"Military chaplains bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God" is a popular saying among chaplains. "Bring God to soldiers and soldiers to God" was cited in Military…
“Military chefs are literally serving their country”
There are many ways to "serve" one's country. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 29, 2019: "US Military chefs are literally serving their country." Reddit…
“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music”
Entry in progress -- B.P. [This entry was prepared with research assistance from the Quote Investigator.] Wikiquote: Georges ClemenceauGeorges Benjamin Clemenceau (28 September 1841 – 24 November…
“Mind over chatter”
"Mind over matter" is a phrase that has used since the 1800s. In February 1923, newspapers published a joke variation: "mind over chatter." "Mind over chatter" was the…