“My vaccine dad joke failed. But it was worth a shot”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic produced some vaccine jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 2, 2021: "My vaccine dad joke failed. But it was worth a shot." “I…
“My way or the highway”
"My way or the highway" is a management style that means things are done the way that person says things are done, or people can hit the highway and get out. The expression…
“My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly. She is infringing on my right to bear arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“Name a product that blames its failure on those who didn’t use it”
"Name a product that blames its failure on those who didn't/don't use it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Covid vaccines…
“Name a product that blames its failure on those who don’t use it”
"Name a product that blames its failure on those who didn't/don't use it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Covid vaccines…
“Name one time in human history when the group fighting to censor speech were the good guys”
"Here’s a tip: If you find yourself on the side that is trying to ban books, you are not the good guys" was posted on Twitter by Brad Polumbo on January 12, 2021. "If you're…
“Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs”
"Nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To survive in a nation of sheep, ruled by wolves, owned by pigs, you must become…
“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Natural gas—because windmills can’t grill burgers”
"NATURAL GAS -- BECAUSE WINDMILLS CAN'T GRILL BURGERS" (shown on an image by frackfeed.com, a website sponsored by North Texans For Natural Gas) is a meme that was created in 2016.…
“Natural gas—because windmills can’t grill hot dogs”
"NATURAL GAS -- BECAUSE WINDMILLS CAN'T GRILL BURGERS" (shown on an image by frackfeed.com, a website sponsored by North Texans For Natural Gas) is a meme that was created in 2016.…
“Natural immunity is science. Just not the revenue generating kind”
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines "natural immunity" as immunity "acquired from exposure to the disease organism through infection with the actual disease."…
“Net Zero is a death cult”
"Net Zero is a death cult" is a saying/slogan that has been printed on several images. "Net Zero" refers to a movement for "net zero emissions" (emissions of carbon…
“Never accept the government infringing upon your freedom as necessary or justified”
"Never accept the government infringing upon your freedom as necessary or justified" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Never accept the government infringing upon your…
“Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel”
"Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel" is a popular saying in politics that means don't argue with the press (especially newspapers), who can publicize an opinion like…
“Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced”
MSNBC Hardball host Chris Matthews frequently uses this quote that Matthews attributes to H. L. Mencken (1880-1956): “Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced." The…
“Never book a judge by his cover” (joke)
"Don't judge a book by its cover" is a popular proverb. As one jocular story has it, a judge dressed up in a convict's costume for a Halloween party. A policeman thought he was…
“Never cover a judge by his book”
"Don't judge a book by its cover" is an old proverb. "You can't cover a judge by his book" is a jocular variation that was used in a song by the Pheremones in 1992. A…
“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world”
Margaret Mead (1901-1978) was a well-known anthropologist who received degrees from Barnard College and Columbia University. She's known today for a quotation she might not have said:…
“Never entrust your life to those whom you can’t trust with your wallet”
"Never trust your life with people you can't trust with your wallet" and "Never entrust your life to those whom you can't trust with your wallet" are sayings that have…