“If the next season of America doesn’t have dragons, what are we even doing”
The United States isn't a television show, but some people think it could be. This was posted on X/Twitter by "Jason, ex Inferis" on July 13, 2024: "If the next season of…
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class”
"If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The image is from the game Final Fantasy Tactics…
“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only exists if you are poor”
"If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The image is from the game Final Fantasy Tactics…
“If the people lead, the leaders will follow”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google News Archive13 April 1983, The Dispatch (Eatonville, WA), "Ohop stand supported by WPPSS exec.," pg. 1, col. 5:"If the people lead, the leaders will…
“If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?”
"If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?" is a joke on police Miranda warnings that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in…
“If the police were here to protect us, the entire government would be arrested”
"If police are really here to protect us, the entire government would be in prison" (or "If the police were here to protect us, the entire government would be arrested") is a…
“If the safety’s on, you’re good as gone”
The American adult animated sitcom South Park aired a program about guns on December 9, 2015, titled "PC Principal: Final Justice." Jim-Bob, a gun salesman, told customers in his gun…
“If the Second Amendment only applies to muskets, does the First only apply to printing presses?”
In discussing the Bill of Rights, some people say that the Second Amendment (right to bear arms) implied muskets, and not modern weapons. Gun advocates have countered this argument by discussing…
“If the situation were truly hopeless, their propaganda would be truly unnecessary”
"Remember: if the situation were truly hopeless their propaganda wouldnt be necessary" was posted on Twitter by Rudolf Klein on July 22, 2020. "If the situation were truly hopeless,…
“If the term ‘military grade’ impresses you, you’ve probably never been in the military”
Some people believe that "military grade" means that a product is very good. If it's good enough for the military -- where life is at stake -- it must be a quality product. However,…
“If the tinfoil hat crowd secretly runs everything, would that make them the Aluminati?”
"Tin foil hat" (from aluminum foil) is used as a stereotype for something worn by a conspiracy theorist, and several jokes mention the "Aluminati" (aluminum + Illuminati).…
“If the troops defended freedom, they’d attack the government”
"If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the government" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the…
“If the troops defended freedom, they’d fight back against the government”
"If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the government" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the troops defended freedom, they'd attack the…
“If the truth makes you uncomfortable, don’t blame the truth. Blame the lie…”
"If the truth makes you uncomfortable, don’t blame the truth. Blame the lie that made you feel comfortable" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If the truth makes…
“If the truth offends you, it’s most likely because you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
“If the truth offends you, it’s mostly likely that you are deceived”
"If the truth offends you, it's most likely because you are deceived" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the truth offends you, it's most likely…
“If there are no good cops and no bad dogs, then what’s a police dog?”
"No bad dogs. No good cops" (or "No good cops. No bad dogs") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "no bad dogs, no good cops" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“If there is a government shutdown who will spy on me, waste my money and have contempt for me?”
"If there is a government shutdown who will spy on me, waste my money and have contempt for me?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "'@hereiblog: Facebook: If…
“If there is a risk, there must be a choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…
“If there is risk, there must be choice”
"If/Where there is risk, there must be choice" (or "If/Where there is a risk, there must be a choice") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is associated…