“If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first”
"If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers and posters. The saying was a response to the…
“If you need a vaccine passport to ‘return to normal,’ you’re not returning to normal”
"Vaccine passports" were proposed in 2021 as a solution to "return to normal." "Just a reminder, if you need a vaccine passport to 'return to normal', you’re…
“If you need violence to enforce your ideas, your ideas are worthless”
"If you need violence to enforce your ideas, your ideas are worthless" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are…
“If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are worthless to begin with”
"If you need violence to enforce your ideas, your ideas are worthless" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are…
“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun”
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and wall plagues. The saying is almost always credited to…
“If you only knew how much money was spent to brainwash you, you would realize how special you are”
"If you only knew how much money was spent to brainwash you, you would realize how special you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If…
“If you pretend I’m wearing a mask, I’ll pretend yours works”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Many people didn't like to wear them and believed that the masks were not effective. This was posted on…
“If you see a bulge in a conservative woman’s pants, it’s a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal woman’s pants, it’s a penis”
"If you see a bulge in a conservative woman’s pants, it’s a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal woman’s pants, it’s a penis" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you hit him?” (lawyer joke)
One popular lawyer joke -- yet another on the theme of killing lawyers -- is: Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle. The joke has…
“If you see something, steal something”
"If you see something, say something" is a New York anti-terrorism slogan. "See something, steal something" is a variation that was posted on Twitter on March 24, 2010. "If…
“If you show your papers to attend a Remembrance Day ceremony, you’ve already forgotten”
Remembrance Day (November 11th) recalls the end of the First World War. "If you show your papers to attend a Remembrance Day ceremony, you’ve already forgotten" is a saying that has…
“If you stay silent and fail to rock the boat in this war between good and evil…”
"If you stay silent and fail to rock the boat in this war between good and evil...your life might be easier but your children's won't" is a saying that has been printed on…
“If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out what’s really going on”
"If you think a virus is scary, wait until you find out what’s really going on" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying emerged during the COVID-19 (coronavirus)…
“If you think free speech is dangerous, try living where it isn’t allowed”
Many people believe that free speech is dangerous, but a lack of free speech is also dangerous. "RT @Hol"bornlolz: If you think Free Speech is 'dangerous': Try living somewhere…
“If you think free speech is dangerous, try living where there isn’t any”
Many people believe that free speech is dangerous, but a lack of free speech is also dangerous. "RT @Hol"bornlolz: If you think Free Speech is 'dangerous': Try living somewhere…
“If you think health care is expensive now, wait until it’s free”
American political satirist P. J. O'Rourke delivered "The Liberty Manifesto" on May 6, 1993, at the opening of the Cato Institute's Washington, DC headquarters: "Health…
“If you think lawyer jokes are funny—next time you’re in a jam, call a comedian”
"If you think lawyer jokes are funny -- next time you're in jail, call a comedian" is an anti-"lawyer joke" saying that has been printed on several images. "If you…
“If you think shoplifting is bad, you should see what our government is doing”
"If you think this is bad, you should see what our government is up to" and "If you think this is bad, you should see what the government is doing" are sayings that have been…
“If you think the state should punish harmless behavior because it MIGHT lead to harmful behavior”
"If you think the state should punish harmless behavior because it MIGHT lead to harmful behavior... then it's likely you'll embrace tyranny" was posted on Twitter by Cliff…
“If you think this is bad, you should see what the government is doing”
"If you think this is bad, you should see what our government is up to" and "If you think this is bad, you should see what the government is doing" are sayings that have been…