“Why is no one talking about turkey recidivism?”
What happens to turkeys that the president of the United States pardons for Thanksgiving? "I fear the turkey pardoning sets a bad precedent. What's the turkey recidivism rate since the…
“Why is stir fry never cooked on the ocean?”/“Because everyone knows you can’t wok on water.”
"Wok" sounds like "walk," and there are many jokes. "Who can forget Neil Diamond's classic, 'Wok on Water'? I think he wrote it for Emeril..." was…
“Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?”/“He knows a little ham goes a long way.”
"A little ham goes a long way" is a culinary expression, but there's a riddle: Q: Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?A: He knows a little ham goes a long way. The…
“Why is there a “D” in fridge, but not refrigerator?”
"Why is there a 'd' in 'fridge' when it's short for refrigerator?"is a question that was asked on the newsgroup uk.rec.waterways on June 30, 2004. The question…
“Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer? Yes, that food may be colder, but it still deserves to be seen”
Many people have wondered why there is a light in the refrigerator, but usually not in the freezer. Some refrigerators do have a freezer light, but historically this is the minority. The answer is…
“Why is there a light in the refrigerator, but not in the freezer?”
Many people have wondered why there is a light in the refrigerator, but usually not in the freezer. Some refrigerators do have a freezer light, but historically this is the minority. The answer is…
“Why is there a thing called a grapefruit, when there’s a fruit called a grape?”
"Why is the grapefruit called a grapefruit? I mean, there is already a fruit called a grape. Doesn’t make a lick of sense" was asked on Twitter on April 28, 2009. "Why is it called…
“Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?”
"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?" is a joke that was popularized by baseball relief pitcher Larry Andersen in 1988. The joke centers on the name "sour cream," but…
“Why is there kosher salt, but no kosher pepper?”
There is "koshering salt" or "kosher salt," a larger grain salt used for removing surface blood from meat. However, there is no product called "kosher pepper."…
“Why is too much alcohol bad for you?”/“Because that would be too whiskey.”
"Whiskey" sounds like "risky." "So a friend told me, we should have drinks on the train tracks....I told them that would be too whiskey!" was posted on Twitter on…
“Why isn’t ‘female’ pronounced like ‘tamale’?”
The words "female" and "tamale" are pronounced differently. "Why is the word 'female' not pronounced like 'tamale'? Civilization will end if I do not…
“Why learn to cook when I can have cereal: a meal and a dessert and a drink”
Cereal with milk can be many things. "cereal is so enjoyable, it's like a meal, snack, drink, and dessert all in one" was posted on X/Twitter by yawn patrick on AUgust 10, 2015.…
“Why learn to cook when you can just have cereal, which is a meal and a dessert and a drink”
Cereal with milk can be many things. "cereal is so enjoyable, it's like a meal, snack, drink, and dessert all in one" was posted on X/Twitter by yawn patrick on AUgust 10, 2015.…
“Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?”/“Because he’ll dessert you.”
A Valentine's Day riddle is told about a pastry chef: Q: Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef? A: S/he’ll just dessert you! The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Why shouldn’t you insult an Italian baker?”/“Because he’ll beat the focaccia.”
"Focaccia" is a flat oven-baked Italian bread that sounds a little bit like "fuck out of ya." "Talkin bout my bread, I'll beat the focaccia.…
“Why shouldn’t you put avocados in your eyes?”/“You could get guacoma.”
"Guacoma" is a portmanteau word that can mean a disease from eating too much guacamole (guacamole + coma) or a disease of the eyes caused by guacamole (guacamole + glaucoma).…
“Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?”/“Because the corn has ears.”
A corn riddle is: Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a cornfield?A: Because the corn has ears. The corn pun is an old classic. "Tell not your secrets in a corn-field; it has thousands…
“Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?”/“They’re seedy.”
"Seedy" has a double meaning, and there are several food jokes. "Why does your mom disapprove of sesame bagels? because they're seedy" was posted on Twitter by arleigh on…
“Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?”/“It might crack up.”
An Easter egg riddle is: Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?A: It might crack up! "Why shouldn't you tell a joke to a raw egg?"/"Because it might crack up!"…
“Why shouldn’t you trust watermelons?”/“They’re seedy.”
"Seedy" has a double meaning, and there are several food jokes. "Why does your mom disapprove of sesame bagels? because they're seedy" was posted on Twitter by arleigh on…