“What’s the world’s fastest cake?”/“Scooone…”
"Scone" sounds like "'s gone" ("it's gone") in the UK. A popular joke is: Q: What's the world's fastest cake? A: Scone! The riddle has been cited…
“Whatever bakes your cake”
"Whatever bakes your cake" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or "whatever turns…
“Whatever butters your biscuit”
"Whatever butters your biscuit(s)" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or…
“Whatever melts your butter”
"Whatever melts your butter" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or "whatever…
“Whatever sprinkles your donut”
"Whatever sprinkles your donut(s)" means "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever's your flavor" or…
“Whatever tickles your pickle”
"Whatever tickles your pickle" means "whatever tickles your fancy" or "whatever makes you happy" or "whatever's your choice/desire" or "whatever…
“Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper and taste better than real eggs anyway”
The bird flu in 2025 caused eggs to become expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on February 18, 2025, and it received over 2,500 likes: "Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper…
“Whatever…Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs are cheaper and taste better than real eggs anyway”
The bird flu in 2025 caused eggs to become expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on February 18, 2025, and it received over 2,500 likes: "Whatever…Reese’s Eggs are cheaper…
“Wheat Thins implies the existence of Wheat Thiccs”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thiccs" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "wheat thins imply the existence of wheat thiccs" was…
“Wheat Thins implies the existence of Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“Wheat Thins imply the existence of Wheat Thiccs”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thiccs" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "wheat thins imply the existence of wheat thiccs" was…
“Wheat Thins imply the existence of Wheat Thicks”
Wheat Thins is a brand of baked whole grain snack food crackers. "Wheat Thicks" doesn't exist, but there are jokes. "Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks" was posted on…
“When a cannibal under cooks a psychic: medium rare”
A cannibal pun is that he/she likes a psychic "medium rare." "Did you hear about the cannibal with a penchant for psychics, medium rare?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“When a girl is a good cook, it cancels out like 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a guy can cook, it automatically cancels out like three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a man can cook, it automatically cancels out three red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a Man Does the BBQ” (joke)
A meme called "BBQ Rules" or "The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine" or "When a Man Does the BBQ" has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several…
“When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“When a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick”
"When a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick" is a line from the 1964 Broadway musical (and 1971 movie) Fiddler on the Roof. The line is often given as a Yiddish proverb or a…