“You can do it.—Tequila”
"You can do it. -- Tequila" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "You Can Do It -Tequila" was on Google Books in 2019. "'You can do it!'-…
“You can do it.—Vodka”
"You can do it. -- Vodka" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "'Trust me. You can do it.' Love, Vodka" was posted on Facebook by Belinda Campano on…
“You can eat your dessert between 11:55 PM and 12:05 AM in night, and the calories will simply get divided between the two days”
Many people set daily limits for calories. This diet hack was posted on X/Twitter by Vats on March 1, 2024: "You can eat your dessert between 11:55 PM and 12:05 AM in night , and the calories…
“You can enjoy pizza with 3 friends if 3 of them are sleeping”
"Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead" is a classic saying from Benjamin Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanack (1735). A pizza variation of this saying is: "You can…
“You can get a man with face powder, but it takes baking powder to keep him”
"You can get a man with face powder, but it takes baking powder to keep him" means that beauty ("face powder") attracts a man to a woman, but good cooking ("baking…
“You can literally go the rest of your life without eating”
"It’s entirely possible to live the rest of your life without eating or drinking" was posted on Twitter by Mar Shall on June 28, 2014. "You can technically go the rest of your life…
“You can live three weeks without food, three days without water, but not a moment without hope”
"A man can live three weeks without food, three days without water, and three minutes without air, but he cannot live three seconds without hope" is a popular saying. The American…
“You can never be sure how many beers you had last night” (Heineken Uncertainty Principle)
"You can never be sure how many beers you had last night" has been called the "Heineken Uncertainty Principle" -- a physics pun on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The…
“You can only say ‘WTF’ so many times a day until you decide to start drinking”
"You can only say 'WTF' ('What the fuck?" -- ed.) so many times a day until you decide to start drinking" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several…
“You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie, but put a banana in and it’s a banana smoothie”
Many people believe that it doesn't matter what else is in a smoothie -- if you put a banana in, it's a banana smoothie. "You know how no matter what else you put in a smoothie, if…
“You can put literally any topping other than cheese on a hamburger and it’s still a hamburger”
A hamburger with cheese on it is not longer a hamburger -- it's a cheeseburger. However, you can load a hamburger up with ketchup, mustard, onions, lettuce, pickles and more, and it's…
“You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by the way he eats jelly beans”
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) said in January 1981, just before he was inaugurated U.S. president, as reported by the Associated Press: "'You can tell a lot about a fella's…
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out”
American comedian Jay Leno is credited with a popular Thanksgiving joke: "You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." Leno probably said it on…
“You can trust a dog to guard your house, but never trust a dog to guard your sandwich”
Trust has its limits. "You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich" was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "You can trust a dog to…
“You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”
"You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish" was the title of REO Speedwagon's double platinum-selling 1978 album. The title is from an old riddle: "Question:…
“You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake”
"You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake" is a one-line cupcake saying that has been printed on many images. "Today my hometown honored me with Kid President…
“You can’t be too rich or too thin”
"You can't be too rich or too thin" (or "A woman can never be too rich or too thin") is a popular phrase that originated in the 1960s. Women were obsessed with being thin…
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream”
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream" (or "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream") is a popular saying that has been printed on posters.…
“You can’t cook with cold grease”
"You can't cook with cold grease" means that one should (usually proverbially) turn up the heat, or make things more intense. The Chicago (IL) Tribune cited in 1982: "Aaron…
“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning”
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as poster, T-shirts and mugs. The saying has been…