“Bake me a cake as fast as you can is such an unhinged thing to say”
"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can" is an English nursery rhyme. Why is there such an emphasis on speed? "bake me a cake as fast as you can is…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods implies the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baked goods imply the existence of baked evils”
"Good" is the opposite of "bad" and "evil." There are "baked goods," but there are no "baked bads" or "baked evils." "Then tell me…
“Baking cakes can be considered math, science or art”
"Cooking is an art, baking is a science” is an old saying, with many variations. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created many confusing regulations. Adley Stump, of The Adley Show on…
“Baking is mostly just gluing broken plants back together with eggs”
A definition of baking was posted on Reddit -- SHowerthoughts on April 2, 2019: "Baking is mostly just gluing broken plants back together with eggs." “Cooking is an art, baking is a…
“Baklava implies the existence of bakmagma”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“Baklava implies the existence of Mozartlava”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“Baklava is just dessert lasagna”
Baklava, cake and tiramisu (layered desserts) have been called "dessert lasagna" or "dessert lasagne." Lasagna ("lasagne" is plural) is a layered pasta dish.…
“Baklava, the most delicious lava”
Baklava (a dessert) has nothing to do with lava, but there are jokes. Some baklava jokes involve the children's game of "the floor is lava." "I wonder if Greek kids play a game…
“Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!”
"Make America Great Again" is a political slogal that was used by Ronald Reagan (1911-2004) in the 1980s. American businessman and politician Donald Trump used the slogan since at least…
“Banana bread is technically fruitcake”
A banana is a fruit, so some people have argued that banana bread is technically fruitcake. "Banana bread is just fruitcake with better fruit" was posted on Twitter by Tim McMackin on…
“Banana nut bread? I didn’t know bananas could do that!”
"Banana nut bread/muffin" means a bread/muffin with bananas and nuts. "Nut" is not a verb (or a noun meaning a man's sexual genitalia), but there are jokes. "I…
“Bananas are fruit sausage”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Bananas are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Bananas are just fruit sausages”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Bananas are just jungle sausages”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Bananas are just tree sausages”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Bananas are just vegan sausages”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…