“Thanksgiving calories don’t count”
"Thanksgiving calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thanksgiving dinner is an important part of the holiday. "Calories don't count…
“Thanksgiving dinner eating takes 12 minutes, which coincides with halftime”
American humorist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) wrote in her syndicated newspaper column in November 1988 about Thanksgiving dinner: "Do men ever really appreciate what women have to go through to…
“Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It’s like an orgy that’s rated G”
"Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It's like an orgy that's rated G" was published in 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches (1984) by Robert Orben. The Thanksgiving…
“Thanksgiving is all family and fun until someone has to wash the dishes”
Thanksgiving might be fun, but what about all those dishes that need to be washed? "This Thanksgiving, my thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who has to do the dishes" (shown on an…
“Thanksgiving Pro Tip: Never eat any food offered to you by an adorable toddler relative…”
At a family Thanksgiving get-together, a toddler often offers others some food, but it could be a dubious offering. This was posted on X/Twitter by Sara Says Stop on November 21, 2017, and it…
“Thanksgiving Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants”
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants," American actor Kevin James joked. The quotation has been printed on many images and has been included in many Thanksgiving quotation…
“That awkward moment when you’ve realized your muffin top has now become a pound cake”
"My muffin top is now a pound cake" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has gone from fat in the middle (muffin top) to fat all around (pound cake).…
“That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long”
"That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people" is a jocular line that has been printed on many…
“That funny little moment when you toss a bay leaf into the pot, pretending to know what it actually does”
People often put a bay leaf in a pot of something that they're cooking. They're often not sure what the bay leaf does, but it feels like magic. Or maybe it doesn't do much of…
“That has too much cheese on it…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“That makes as much sense as government cheese”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Government cheeseGovernment cheese is processed cheese that was provided to welfare, food stamp recipients and the elderly receiving Social Security in the…
“That smells like lentils and desperation”
In one scene in the movie Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011), a baby poops and one character (played by actor Jeremy Piven) says: "That smells like lentils and desperation." The…
“That’s a nice ham you got there…” (joke)
“Nice place you got here. Be a shame if anything happened to it” is gangster talk from at least the 1920s. The speaker wants to extort money from the establishment. "That's a nice ham…
“That’s a spicy meatball!”
"Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!" became a national catchphrase thanks to a 1969 commercial for Alka-Seltzer. The actor Jack Somack played an Italian who was eating meatballs in a…
“That’s it, Fort Pitt” (Fort Pitt Beer)
"That's it, Fort Pitt" (or "Fort Pitt, that's it") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Fort Pitt opened in 1761 and was the site of what became the city…
“That’s the tea” (that’s the truth)
"That's the tea" is a saying that usually doesn't have to do with tea. "Tea" means "T," or "truth," "gossip." "My T" was said…
“That’s the way the cookie crumbles”
"That's the way the cookie crumbles" (also "that's how the cookie crumbles") means that even a good thing (a cookie) sometimes breaks apart. A similar expression…
“That’s too much cheese…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“That’s what I do. I drink beer. I hate people and I know things”
"That's what I do. I drink coffee. I hate people and I know things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- also with "beer" or "wine"…