“That’s what I do. I drink coffee. I hate people and I know things”
"That's what I do. I drink coffee. I hate people and I know things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- also with "beer" or "wine"…
“That’s what I do. I drink wine. I hate people and I know things”
"That's what I do. I drink coffee. I hate people and I know things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying -- also with "beer" or "wine"…
“That’s why they make vanilla and chocolate ice cream” (i.e., people have different tastes)
"That's why they make vanilla and chocolate ice cream" (or, "That's why they make chocolate and vanilla ice cream") means that not everyone likes the same flavor and…
“The ‘dark matter’ which holds the universe together has finally been identified as coffee”
"I have discovered the dark matter that holds life together... it's called coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A picture of German-born theoretical physicist…
“The ‘devil’s lettuce’ is actually coleslaw, not weed”
Amsinckia tessellata is a species of fiddleneck known by many names, including "devil's lettuce." This name was used in the book A Flora of California (1943) by Willis Linn Jepson.…
“The ‘ea’ in ‘tea’ is silent”
"The 'ea' in 'tea' is silent" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "As useless as the 'ea' in Tea" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“The ‘mac’ in mac and cheese is also an acronym for ‘mac and cheese’”
"Mac" stands for "macaroni." "MAC" is also an acronym for "mac and cheese." "I suppose MAC could also be a recursive acronym for MAC And Cheese. But…
“The ‘pan’ in pansexual is just short for pan pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“The ‘W’ in Wednesday stands for wine”
"The 'W' in Wednesday stands for wine" is a Wednesday saying that has been printed on several images. "the 'w' every wednesday begins with? it stands for…
“The 12-Step Chocoholics Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate”
The first "twelve step program" was used by Alcoholics Anonymous in the 1930s. "The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate" is a jocular…
“The 5 Love Languages (of Coffee)”
"The 5 Love Languages (of Coffee)" has been printed on many images. The book The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate (1992) by Baptist pastor Gary…
“The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog”
A "5-second rule" is an unscientific rule that food dropped on the floor can be eaten if picked up within five seconds. "The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not…
“The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa”
The battery-operated game of Operation tests players' hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills, seemingly like a medical operation. Similar skills are required for dipping a tortilla chip…
“The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot”
Many people clean the dishes, but keep a big pot separate, to clean last. "The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot" was…
“The air fryer was probably invented by a guy who just wanted reheated french fries to taste good”
Reheating fast food french fries in a microwave oven usually doesn't work. “Going back to your ex is like reheating McDonald’s fries” is a saying. However, air fryers make reheating…
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check”
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle of wine, but you should at least check" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (with an image) was posted on…
“The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check”
"The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check" was posted on Twitter by FunnyJoker on November 14, 2009. The saying quickly went viral. "The answer…
“The apple never falls far from the tree” (proverb)
"The apple never falls far from the tree" is an old proverb that means that children (the apple) tend to inherit characteristics from their parents (the tree). The saying has been printed…
“The area of space in the donut after you remove the donut hole is a don’tnut”
"Donuts" are not "do nuts," but some people think there should be "donotnuts" or "don'tnuts" (for "do not nuts" or "don't…
“The atomic structure of salad is proton, neutron, electron and crouton”
"Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons" is a joke that was printed in Boys' Life in April 1987. "Crouton" sounds like it belongs with the…