"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
A short poem about tea has been cited in print since at least 1999 and is of unknown authorship: "Teapot is on, the cups are waiting, Favorite chairs anticipating, No matter what I have to do,…
"Technically speaking, beer is a solution" has been printed on gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "Cold beer is a solution, not a problem" was cited on Twitter on August…
"Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house" is a jocular saying…
Tobacco is a plant, but it is not correct that chewing tobacco is a vegetable (just because it's chewed). "RT @KnorthernKnight #Thanksgiving The House is not in session and cannot declare…
"Well then in essence, every beverage is something-flavored water" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on January 27, 2012. "Every beverage is just flavored water" was posted…
"Technically, it's impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you 'break your fast'" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on May 23, 2014.…
"It’s entirely possible to live the rest of your life without eating or drinking" was posted on Twitter by Mar Shall on June 28, 2014. "You can technically go the rest of your life…
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
Teens smuggle things into school, but each generation is different. "Teens walking to school w/ their coffee my generation took Vodka in water bottles" was posted on Facebook by Hector…
Teens smuggle things into school, but each generation is different. "Teens walking to school w/ their coffee my generation took Vodka in water bottles" was posted on Facebook by Hector…
"Hollandaise" sauce sounds like "Holland days." Of course, there are jokes. "I used to make a special egg yoke/butter sauce in an Amsterdam cafe in my youth, or my…
Bags of potato chips (called "crisps" in the UK) often come packed with a lot of air. "Ten packets of Walkers crisps have been sent to the International Space Station after reports…
Some people swear they will never drink at work again, and then stop drinking. A joke has this the opposite way. "Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I…
Some people swear they will never drink at work again, and then stop drinking. A joke has this the opposite way. "Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I'm at work. I…
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
"Tequila because it's Mexico somewhere" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is the popular drinking…
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…