“Sauerkraut is just white people kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sausage flavored vodka: Absolut Wurst”
Absolut Vodka is made in southern Sweden. An "Absolut wurst" (absolute worst) pun applies to sausage-flavored vodka or vodka-flavored sausage. "Vodka sausages are the Absolut wurst.…
“Sausages are just meat bananas”
Bananas have been compared to sausages. "sausage = meat banana" was posted on Twitter by stephanie vacher on October 16, 2008. "I like to call sausages, meat bananas, it's makes…
“Save a cow—eat a vegetarian”
"Save a cow -- eat a vegetarian" is a jocular saying that's been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and posters. The saying is a meat eater's answer…
“Save a turkey. Eat a pie”
"Save a turkey. Eat a pie" (or "Save a turkey. Eat more pie") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Turkey is traditionally eaten on Thanksgiving. "Save a…
“Save a turkey. Eat a pizza”
"Save a turkey. Eat (a) pizza" is a jocular Thanksgiving saying that has been printed on many images. Turkey has been traditionally eaten on Thanksgiving. "Save a Turkey..... Eat a…
“Save a turkey. Eat a taco”
"Save a turkey. Eat a taco" (or "Save a turkey. Eat tacos") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Turkey is traditionally eaten on Thanksgiving. "Save A…
“Save the ales”
"Save the ales" -- a pun on "save the whales" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Save the Ales" has been printed on T-shirts since at least…
“Save The Date. And any other endangered fruit”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“Save the earth—it’s the only planet with chocolate”
"Save the earth -- it's the only planet with chocolate" is a humorous saying that has been printed on bumper stickers and T-shirts. The saying has been cited in print since at least…
“Save water. Drink champagne”
"Save water. Drink champagne" is a jocular champagne saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. Google BooksFacebook: on s'y…
“Save your tears for your pasta water”
"Save your tears for your pasta water" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Save your tears" is an old expression, meaning that crying will not improve the…
“Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon”
The Millennium Falcon (a fictional starship in the Star Wars franchise) shouldn't be confused with a "Millennial Falcon," but there are jokes. The jokes are based on the fact that…
“Saw a pack of gummy worms that read ‘No artificial flavor’...”
Gummy worms do not taste like read worms, and there's a humorous comment about that. "Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor.' Who buys gummy worms hoping…
“Say ‘Cheese!’”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Jokes on the saying include “I was never a photogenic person, mainly because when everyone said cheese I said ‘where?!‘“, "I wonder how many photographers…
“Saying ‘drugs and alcohol’ is like saying ‘vegetables and potatoes’”
Alcohol is a drug. "The term 'Drugs and alcohol' is like saying 'Food and mashed potatoes'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer on April 20, 2004.…
“Scalloped potatoes don’t contain any seafood. This is clearly false advertising”
There are no scallops in scalloped potatoes -- but there are jokes about this. "There's a disappointing lack of seafood in scalloped potatoes" was posted on Twitter by Eat 24 on…
“Scallops are just savory marshmallows”
Scallops have been described as savory/savoury marshmallows. "scallops are the savory marshmallows of the sea. And yes that means they're delicious" was posted on Twitter by Ted King…
“Scallops are the marshmallows of the sea”
Scallops have been called the "marshmallows of the sea" because of the physical resemblance. "Some gourmets claim that the tiny bay scallops, which resemble miniature marshmallows…
“Scallops are the tater tots of the ocean”
Scallops have been called the "tater tots of the ocean/sea" because of their appearance. "Scallops. Tater-tots of the sea" was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.makers.guitar on…