“Oysters are such bullshit. You want me to eat this rock? ‘No! See, it’s got a horrible slug inside.’ Fuck off”

Many people do not like to eat oysters. Oysters seem. to them, to be like slug encased in a rock. This was posted on X/Twitter by haptic torture module on March 19, 2021 (the account no longer exists):
 
“oysters are such bullshit. you want me to eat this rock? ‘no! see, it’s got a horrible slug inside’ fuck off.”
   
 
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ccoynj2p5q5995
25 mar 2021
oysters are such bullshit. you want me to eat this rock? “no! see, it’s got a horrible slug inside” fuck off PM - 2021-03-19 - Tweetbot for Mac
 
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maliciouspostcreep_2021
10 may 2021
oysters are such bullshit. you want me to eat this rock? “no! see, it’s got a horrible slug inside” fuck off
 
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bitchywaifu_2023
20 jun 2023
oysters sound so terrible. you want me to eat this rock? “no! see, it’s got a horrible slug inside”
     
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Michelle
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Oysters are such bullshit. You want me to eat this rock? “No, see, it’s got a juicy slug inside” Fuck off!
Apr 18, 2025, 11:23 AM
 
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beyondoceans__
09/11/25
i think oysters are a joke. you want me to eat this rock? “no! see, it’s got a horrible slug inside.”
fuuuuuuck offfff
 
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(“oysters are such bullshit. you want me to eat this rock? ‘no! see, it’s got a horrible slug inside’ fuck off” is shown on an image.—ed.)