“Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads”

“Good” is the opposite of “bad” and “evil.” There are “baked goods,” but there are no “baked bads” or “baked evils.”
 
“Then tell me we’re not dealing with suspicious baked goods!”/“Not baked goods, professor. Baked bads!” was on the American animated television series adaptation

, the episode “The Tick vs. the Breadmaster” that originally aired on October 8, 1994. ” No… not baked goods. Baked… BADS” was spoen by Pinkie Pie on the animated children’s television series My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, the episode “Applebuck Season” that originally aired on November 5, 2010. “baked bads Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode “Applebuck Season” of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on April 15, 2011.
 
”Baked bads Any vegan pastry or bread” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on May 23, 2010. “Everyone knows vegan baked goods aren’t good. They’re baked bads” was posted on Twitter by Amanda on July 6, 2016. “They are called baked bads when they are vegan” was posted on Twitter by Chris Moss on September 9, 2016.
 
“if you burn your baked goods do they become baked bads?” was posted on Twitter by Evan Donovan on December 9, 2009. “well don’t eat baked bads aka burnt cookies!” was posted on Twitter by Eddie Kim on February 4, 2010. “‘if you burn your baked goods… do they become… baked bads’ - K.R. Beaudoin (2019)” was posted on Twitter by mckinley? on January 30, 2019.
 
“If I had super powers, I would only use them for baked goods and never for baked evils” was posted on Twitter by Josh Gondelman on July 14, 2011. “I’m wondering why we call bread, cookies and cakes ‘baked goods,’ when they’re really baked evils” was posted on Twitter by dusty rhodes on October 30, 2012. “The way baked evils triumph is by baked goods not being eaten” was posted on Twitter by Sebastian Marrero on June 23, 2020. “The only way for Baked evils to triumph is for baked goods to not be eaten” was posted on Reddit— HeroForgeMinis on June 23, 2020.
 
“If carbs are evil shouldn’t it be ‘baked BADS’?” was posted on Twitter by Andrew Pacey on March 7, 2013. “If you really want to get off carbs, start referring to ‘baked goods’ as ‘baked bads’” was posted on Twitter by Matt Nedostup on January 23, 2016. “To someone on the low-carb diet plan, baked goods are better known as Baked Bads” was posted on Twitter by 🐟 jitka 🐟 on September 12, 2017.
 
“You gotta bake a lot of baked bads before you bake any baked goods” was posted on Twitter by Rachel Van Nes on December 10, 2019. “You gotta bake a lot of baked bads before you bake any baked goods” was posted on Twitter by Ana♡ on July 22, 2020.
 
“Baked goods implies baked bads” was posted on Twitter by JonnyBoy on February 14, 2020. “the name baked goods implies that theres also baked bads, like doughnuts for example” was posted on Twitter by sneaky the clown 🃏 on April 28, 2020. “baked goods implies the existence of baked bads” was posted on Twitter by Skrrt Vonnegut.VBS on August 21, 2020. “Baked goods implies the existence of baked bads” was posted on Twitter by 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓 ✪ on July 9, 2021. “baked goods imply the existence of baked bads” was posted on Twitter by microsoft hurfus on May 10, 2022. “Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads” was posted on Twitter by “Pavel Samsonov is also on Mastodon 🐀” on July 11, 2022.
 
“baked goods imply the existence of baked evils” was posted on Twitter by arden! 👁️❤️‍🔥 on March 10, 2021. “‘Baked Goods’ implies the existence of ‘Baked Neutrals’ and ‘Baked Evils’” was posted on Twitter by joël (aka deep-fried glitch) on March 22, 2022. “the existence of baked goods implies the existence of baked evils and baked neutrals” was posted on Twitter by @deathxortaxes on August 19, 2022. “baked goods implies the existence of baked evils” was posted on Twitter by geezus on March 23, 2023.
     
       
Wikipedia: List of baked goods
This is a list of baked goods. Baked goods are foods made from dough or batter and cooked by baking, a method of cooking food that uses prolonged dry heat, normally in an oven, but also in hot ashes, or on hot stones. The most common baked item is bread but many other types of foods are baked as well.
         
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The Tick S1.E5
The Tick vs. the Breadmaster
Episode aired Oct 8, 1994
TV-Y7 20m
The Tick and Arthur try to save the city from the demented Breadmaster and his bakery-based weaponry.
Writers
Ben Edlund, Richard Liebmann-Smith, Martin Pasko
Stars
Townsend Coleman, Micky Dolenz, Jess Harnell
   
Readable   
The Tick S1E5 - English Transcript (Episode aired Oct 8, 1994.—ed.)
(...)
Then tell me we’re not dealing with suspicious baked goods! Not baked goods, professor. Baked bads!
 
Google Groups: rec.arts.comics.xbooks
Someone remind me of th epurpose of Factor-X again!!
Mr. Sinister
Apr 27, 1995, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
Mr. Sinister: “Not baked goods, profesor, baked bads!”
 
Twitter
Kyle Hildebrant
@Hildebrant
“He baked a muffin that stole my car. That’s dangerous, you know. Not baked-goods, baked-bads.”
9:27 PM · May 10, 2008
   
Twitter
Patrick Gibson
@pgib
Replying to @sintaxi
@sintaxi #smartmouthcafe should also rename their baked goods to baked bads. I actually returned a croissant I bought there.
5:47 PM · Nov 10, 2008
   
Twitter
Tracy
@justplaindaisy
sad story: most of the baked goods on this refreshment table are baked bads.
2:44 PM · Jul 20, 2009
   
Twitter
Evan Donovan
@web_dasein
if you burn your baked goods do they become baked bads?
3:13 PM · Dec 9, 2009
     
Twitter
Edward
@nackman42
Not baked goods professor, baked bads
12:26 PM · Jan 23, 2010
 
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Eddie Kim
@eddieplayspiano
Replying to @smeash
@smeash well don’t eat baked bads aka burnt cookies!
3:22 AM · Feb 4, 2010
     
Twitter
Grace Brindle
@BrindleTribe
Not baked goods arthur! Baked BADS!-the tick
5:01 PM · Feb 6, 2010
 
Twitter
Kevin Lynn
@dr_irascible
From now on bad baked goods shall be referred to as ‘baked bads.’
2:10 PM · Mar 19, 2010
     
Urban Dictionary
Baked bads
Any vegan pastry or bread.
When Julie brought in cookies I was so excited, then when I tasted them I found out they were baked bads.
by AAday May 23, 2010
 
Twitter
Teddy Yudain
@TeddyYudain
“They’re baked GOODS, not baked bads.” - @barbotrobot
8:51 PM · Jul 13, 2010
     
Twitter
Peter Crackenberg
@pcrackenhead
Replying to @billamend
@billamend Sounds like The Tick vs The Breadmaster: http://bit.ly/aLHIgn “Not baked goods, professor…Baked Bads!”
5:01 PM · Oct 27, 2010
     
IMDb   
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Applebuck Season (2010)  (S1.E4, Episode aired Nov 5, 2010.—ed.)
Quotes
Twilight Sparkle: We came as soon as we heard.
Nurse Redheart: Oh thank you, Twilight. We need all the help we can get.
[ponies are moaning in the sick ward from eating Applejack’s incorrectly-made muffins]
Twilight Sparkle: Oh no! What happened?
Nurse Redheart: [Spike picks up a tainted muffin and sniffs it] It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: [in bed, weakly] No… not baked goods. Baked… BADS.
[gurgles]
 
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Wiki
Applebuck Season is the fourth episode of the first season of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. (S1.E4, Episode aired Nov 5, 2010.—ed.)
(...)
“Baked bads”
Later, Applejack bakes muffins with Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube Corner while Mr. and Mrs. Cake are away. Applejack’s fatigue causes her to misunderstand her friend’s instruction, and she substitutes potato chips for chocolate chips, regular soda for baking soda, a cup of sour lemon juice for a cup of flour, and earthworms for wheat germ. When the muffins are baked, Pinkie Pie hands them out to a crowd of ponies, one of whom is Derpy. She exclaims “Muffins!”, making it her first line on the show, though Minuette’s and Sea Swirl’s mouth movements also match the line.
 
The scene wipes into a sick-tent where many ponies lie sick from eating the baked goods, which Pinkie Pie calls “baked bads.”
 
Twitter
sweetbabette
@sweetbabette
@Bizarro_Zo its sad when baked goods turn into baked bads.
11:20 AM · Dec 1, 2010
   
YouTube
MLP:FiM Baked Bads
Chesshiress
Mar 24, 2011
Here we find Applejack VERY sleep deprived due to promising she could harvest all the apples in her family’s orchard by herself; unfortuantely, she’s also promised a bunch of her friends that she’d help them with their personal projects as well… but due to sleep deprivation & over-working herself, it’s affecting her abilities in some of the worst of ways.
   
Urban Dictionary
baked bads
Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode “Applebuck Season” of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.
by grueislurking April 15, 2011
 
Twitter
Anthony Sanna
@truthaboutfood
Replying to @Cafn8dbeth
@centralABBeth I love everything about baked goods up until they hit my gut. Smell, texture, taste. After that they turn into baked evils.
3:10 PM · Apr 18, 2011
   
Twitter
Anthony Sanna
@truthaboutfood
Bread rhymes with dead. Coincidence? And what’s with the term “baked goods”? More like “baked evils”! *screaming at rice cakes
3:47 PM · Jun 28, 2011
       
YouTube   
Baked Goods, Baked Bads
gn33101
Jul 5, 2011
MLP FiM Baked Goods (Applebuck Season)
 
YouTube
Pinkie Pie - Not baked goods, baked bads
kyrospawn
Jul 10, 2011
   
Twitter
Josh Gondelman
@joshgondelman
If I had super powers, I would only use them for baked goods and never for baked evils.
7:41 AM · Jul 14, 2011
         
Twitter
Aaron
@aaronbetts9484
not baked good professor! baked bads #thetick
4:56 PM · Apr 3, 2012
     
YouTube
Pinkie Pie - No, Not baked goods. Baked bads!
Sunny SandStorm
May 19, 2012
MLP FiM My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
S01E04 S01 E04 Season 1 Episode 04 Applebuck Season
Pinkie Pie - No, Not baked goods. Baked bads!
     
Twitter
Molly Smith
@mollysmith
More like vegan baked bads
1:28 PM · Jun 7, 2012
 
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Michael Kleinman
@metamike
Baked goods implies there are baked bads.
6:48 PM · Oct 14, 2012
 
Twitter
dusty rhodes 🫀🦔
@dustyrhodes919
I’m wondering why we call bread, cookies and cakes “baked goods,” when they’re really baked evils.
2:52 PM · Oct 30, 2012
     
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jamie!
@jamiecoolsine
baked goods more like baked bads because these muffins taste terrible
8:46 PM · Feb 25, 2013
   
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Andrew Pacey
@AndrewPacey
If carbs are evil shouldn’t it be ‘baked BADS’?
9:07 PM · Mar 7, 2013
   
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Rocky G. the Library
@RockyGallatini
They’re called “baked goods” not “baked bads” for a reason. Muffins, cookies, scones, breads you are so good! #MontanaState #BrewedAwakening
11:42 AM · Mar 27, 2013
   
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T
@Tiybae
The opposite of baked goods. Baked bads hhahaa lol
2:20 AM · Aug 5, 2013
   
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Carbon Quavo
@ClaytonDeth
I made baked goods, but actually they’re baked bads since I made them.
2:40 PM · Oct 18, 2013
   
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S. A. Hunt
@authorsahunt
You hear a lot about baked goods, but you never hear about baked bads.
10:29 PM · Mar 4, 2015
   
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James Croft
@jmscroft
Do baked goods have to been good, or can they be baked bads?
9:50 AM · Apr 14, 2015
   
Twitter
Matt Nedostup
@nedostup
If you really want to get off carbs, start referring to “baked goods” as “baked bads.”
6:40 PM · Jan 23, 2016
   
Twitter
Amanda
@amanduhhhlynn
Everyone knows vegan baked goods aren’t good. They’re baked bads.
9:06 PM · Jul 6, 2016
     
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Chris Moss
@Mossberg422
Replying to @jaclyncosgrove and @DMSlipke
They are called baked bads when they are vegan. 😉
10:48 AM · Sep 9, 2016
 
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🐟 jitka 🐟
@jitka
To someone on the low-carb diet plan, baked goods are better known as Baked Bads
4:13 PM · Sep 12, 2017
   
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Gifthorse Dentist 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇮🇪
@GiftHDentist
Baked goods are more expensive than baked bads. #RulesOfMyBakery
1:48 PM · Jun 6, 2018
   
Twitter
Christyna Moore
@ChristynaUnless
I really like baked goods. I’m not so into baked bads, or even baked mediocres.
-Jessica Clegg
1:17 AM · Aug 5, 2018
   
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mckinley?
@mckinleyt98
“if you burn your baked goods… do they become… baked bads” - K.R. Beaudoin (2019)
12:48 PM · Jan 30, 2019 from Pittsburgh, PA
   
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Rachel Van Nes
@vannesexpress
You gotta bake a lot of baked bads before you bake any baked goods
12:43 PM · Dec 10, 2019
   
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JonnyBoy
@GauntJonny
Replying to @CouncilBois
Baked goods implies baked bads
11:57 PM · Feb 14, 2020
   
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sneaky the clown 🃏
@rithotto
the name baked goods implies that theres also baked bads, like doughnuts for example
4:21 PM · Apr 28, 2020
 
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Sebastian Marrero (He/Him)
@Mysteryblack2
The way baked evils triumph is by baked goods not being eaten.
9:06 AM · Jun 23, 2020
     
Reddit— HeroForgeMinis
Posted by u/Stormygeddon June 23, 2020
The only way for Baked evils to triumph is for baked goods to not be eaten. Painted these for some friends.
     
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Ana♡
@ana_moreno___
You gotta bake a lot of baked bads before you bake any baked goods
10:32 AM · Jul 22, 2020
   
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Skrrt Vonnegut.VBS
@Skrrt__Vonnegut
baked goods implies the existence of baked bads
12:35 PM · Aug 21, 2020
   
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Justin Martin
@jmartinwrites
unfortunately, the existence of Baked Goods implies the existence of Baked Bads
8:56 AM · Feb 10, 2021
 
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arden! 👁️❤️‍🔥
@unardent
baked goods imply the existence of baked evils
7:33 AM · Mar 10, 2021
       
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𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒓 ✪
@jimethanonathy
Baked goods implies the existence of baked bads
10:14 PM · Jul 9, 2021
   
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kwis 🍞🍦
@rrofb
“baked goods” implies the existence of baked bads
7:43 PM · Jul 24, 2021
 
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Ricky Glore
@RickyGlore
There’s baked goods, but around Halloween I call them baked evils.
2:18 PM · Oct 27, 2021
         
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nick ⭐
@eptilica
baked goods implies the existence of baked bads
6:36 PM · Nov 16, 2021
 
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Nick Duke
@NickDukeMedia
25+ years later, I’m re-discovering #TheTick. SO bizarre, hilarious, and creative! I just finished the Breadmaster episode—Tick defeats an evil baker and city-devouring baked goods. (“Not baked goods, professor…Baked Bads!”) It’s perfect. Can’t wait to dive into the #comics!!
12:20 PM · Feb 20, 2022
 
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joël (aka deep-fried glitch)
@JollySea
“Baked Goods” implies the existence of “Baked Neutrals” and “Baked Evils”
5:03 AM · Mar 22, 2022
     
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microsoft hurfus
@lizardmeanboy
baked goods imply the existence of baked bads
8:44 PM · May 10, 2022
   
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fried rice
@jaydinner
baked goods implies the existence of baked bads
5:01 AM · May 31, 2022
   
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Pavel Samsonov is also on Mastodon 🐀
@PavelASamsonov
Baked goods imply the existence of baked bads
12:52 PM · Jul 11, 2022
   
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Degenerate Liberty 🐝🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈
@SammiRaeMurray
“Baked goods” implies the existence of “baked bads” — the latter referring to either lousy pastries or edibles
2:06 PM · Jul 24, 2022
 
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@deathxortaxes
the existence of baked goods implies the existence of baked evils and baked neutrals.
8:38 AM · Aug 19, 2022
   
Twitter
gum disease are clowning around
@gumdiseasemusic
baked goods???? NO!! i want baked bads,,,,,baked evils perhaps
11:54 AM · Nov 5, 2022
     
Twitter
gas leak type beat
@cmittyjin
at the fucked up grocery store. in the baked bads aisle looking for no-purpose flour. about to go find some 2% increased fat milk
11:22 AM · Feb 1, 2023
 
Twitter
god’s strongest fudanshi 🦌
@nechumi_
enough about baked goods. tell me about baked evils
11:19 PM · Feb 5, 2023
 
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geezus
@gezussy
baked goods implies the existence of baked evils
2:20 AM · Mar 23, 2023