“Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their life together”
"Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nachos are just like tacos that are too drunk to get their shit…
“Nachos are just tacos that don’t have their shit together”
"Nachos are just tacos that don't have their life together" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nachos are just like tacos that are too drunk to get their shit…
“Nachos not negativity”
"Nachos not negativity" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Nachos, not negativity" was posted on Twitter by Heebie Jeevesies on December 7, 2015. "Life…
“Naming my daughter Ella, short for Mozzarella”
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
“Nana’s kitchen, where memories are made and grandkids are spoiled”
"Nana's/Grandma's kitchen, where memories are made and grandkids are spoiled" is a sayingthat has been printed on many gift items that have apepared in many kitchens. The saying…
“Natural peanut butter implies the existence of supernatural peanut butter”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Nectarines are just bald peaches”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just peaches with a Brazilian wax”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just shaved peaches”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just smooth peaches”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are peaches with alopeachia”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Need motivation to lose weight? Eat In front of a mirror. Naked”
"Need motivation to lose weight? Eat In front of a mirror. Naked" is a jocular saying about losing weight that has been printed on many images. "Eat in front of a mirror" was…
“Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…
“Nerds are my favourite candy because I’ve always wanted to eat aquarium gravel and it takes the edge off”
Nerds is an American candy that is colorful, but perhaps not healthy. "I like eating Nerds because I'm secretly hungry for aquarium gravel and this takes the edge off" was posted on…
“Never accept a drink from a urologist”
"Never accept a drink from a urologist" (a urologist is a physician who specializes in diseases of the urinary tract) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. American…
“Never ask a woman who’s eating ice cream from the carton how she’s doing”
It's an old joke that people who reach for a pint of Haagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry's ice cream and eat the whole pint -- all at once, straight from the container -- have some problems in…
“Never chase after someone who doesn’t chase after you. So the ice cream man can fuck off”
"Never chase after someone who doesn’t chase after you. So the ice cream man can fuck off for a start" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Im done chasing…
“Never cook with wine you wouldn’t drink”
"Never cook with (a) wine you wouldn't drink" is a popular adage about cooking with wine. Some people believe that cheap wine can be used in cooking, but after the alcohol…