“Never date Jack-O-Lantern. He’s hollow inside”
A jack-o'-lantern is a carved pumpkin; the insides of the pumpkin are removed. A joke was posted on Facebook by Indian Hills Community Sign on October 29, 2020: "Never date…
“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey”
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to give you some personal advice. Never delay kissing a…
“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whisky”
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I want to give you some personal advice. Never delay kissing a…
“Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what beer is for”
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
“Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for”
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
“Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what wine is for”
"Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never depend on someone else to make you happy,…
“Never eat anything bigger than your head”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: B. KlibanBernard "Hap" Kliban (January 1, 1935 – August 12, 1990) was an influential cartoonist born in New York.(...)LegacyAccording to Art…
“Never eat at a place called Mom’s”
In the early-mid 1900s, many restaurants advertised "real home cooking" and were called "Mom's." Nelson Algren's novel A Walk on the Wild Side (1956) stated three…
“Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma”
New York (NY) Times restaurant critic Bryan Miller wrote a list of "Rules of the Road" in his July 16, 1983 column. One rule was: "The Chinese Law: Never eat Chinese food in…
“Never Eat Chips, Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young” (“necessary” spelling aid)
"Never Eat Chips/Cheese/Cake, Eat Salad/Salmon Sandwiches And Remain Young” is a mnemonic aid that some have used to spell the word “necessary.” The line “Never Eat Chips: Eat Salad…
“Never eat more than you can lift”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Miss PiggyMiss Piggy is a Muppet character who was primarily played by Frank Oz on The Muppet Show. In 2001, Eric Jacobson began performing the role, although…
“Never eat spinach with a stranger”
Highland Appliance Superstore (originally in Highland Park, Michigan) ran a television advertisement in the 1980s for its Washington's Birthday sale. Benjamin Franklin called George Washington…
“Never eat uranium. You’ll get atomic ache”
"Atomic ache" sounds a bit like "a tummy ache." "Eating uranium can cause atomic ache" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991.…
“Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Never go shopping when you’re hungry”
"Never go shopping (for food) when you're hungry" is a modern adage, cited in print since at least 1971. Studies showed that a hungry shopper spent more and a well-fed shopper spent…
“Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use alcohol-based sanitizers on their hands. "I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my…
“Never judge a cook by his blubber”
“Never trust a skinny chef” is an old saying. The implication is that the chef doesn't want to eat the food that he makes. "Don't/Never judge a book by its cover" is a…
“Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much alcohol to use. Measure that shit with your heart”
"Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of…
“Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart”
"Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of…