“Applesauce is the apple version of mashed potatoes”
Applesauce is often compared to mashed potatoes. "@RandyxNikes but applesauce is equivalent to mashed potatoes, its the same concept" was posted on Twitter on September 23, 2010.…
“Aprons are just adult bibs”
An apron has sometimes been compared with a bib. "The good thing about wearing an apron...is that its like and adult bib:) and i need that!" was posted on Twitter on December 21, 2011.…
“Arán is Irish for bread. It’s gaelic bread”
"Garlic" should not be confused with "Gaelic," but there are jokes. "How do you survive an Irish vampire? Repel him with Gaelic" was posted on Twitter by Kev Murphy on…
“Are donuts made out of hole wheat?”
"Whole wheat" should not be confused with "hole wheat," but there have been jokes. "Are nutri-donuts called Hole Wheat Bread?" was posted on Twitter on May 26, 2011.…
“Are Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl Scouts?”
The movie The Addams Family (1991) featured a scene where a Girl Scout asked Wednesday Addams if her lemonade was made from real lemons: Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages,…
“Are those chopsticks in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi?”
"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" is an old joke, with many variations. One popular variation is the Japanese food joke ending "...or are you just happy…
“Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? I need to dress accordingly”
"Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? I need to dress accordingly" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Dranks" would be less formal…
“Are we still allowed to leave Santa milk and cookies? Or is that considered indoor dining now?”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the closure of indoor dining for many restaurants. Some people wondered if these rules also applied to leaving out milk and cookies for Santa…
“Are you a banana? Because I found you a peeling!”
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“Are you a pie maker? Cause you make my banana cream.” (dirty joke)
"Are you a pie maker? Cause you make my banana cream" is the text on a Rotten eCard. It is not known how old the "banana cream" dirty joke is or who first said it. Soupy Sales…
“Are you allowed to eat alphabet soup at a spelling bee?”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Are you chewing gum?”/“Do I look like chewing gum to you?”
A chewing gum joke is: Teacher: Are you chewing gum?Student: Do I look like chewing gum to you? "Are you chewing gum? Do I look like chewing gum" was posted on Twitter by OLD ACCOUNT on…
“Are you coffee because I’ve bean thinking about you a latte”
"I've bean thinking about you a latte" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I've bean thinking about you a latte" was posted on Twitter by…
“Arizona Tea is the adult version of Capri Sun”
Arizona tea has been compared to Capri Sun drinks. "Arizona tea is like Capri Sun for adults" was posted on Twitter by anthropologie hinge guy on August 28, 2011. "Oomf said Arizona…
“Around Christmas, the Fanta company should send out a ‘Fanta Claus’ who gives out free soda”
Fanta soda has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but many have suggested a "Fanta Claus" or "Fanta Clause," who brings soda on Christmas. "How has the soda company Fanta…
“Around the corner where fudge is made” (the buttocks; the bathroom)
A popular bawdy children's chant (dating at least from the 1960s) is: "Milk, milk, lemonade, Around the corner where fudge is made." "Milk" is accompanied with the touching…
“Arroz by any other name would go well with enchiladas”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Arroz by any other name would smell as wheat”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Arroz by any other name would smell like rice”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Artichoke hearts imply the existence of artichoke atria and artichoke ventricles”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…