“Animals belong in our hearts, not our stomachs”
"Animals belong in our hearts, not (in) our stomachs" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain, but it possibly originated on an image.…
“Animals belong in your heart, not your stomach”
"Animals belong in our hearts, not (in) our stomachs" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain, but it possibly originated on an image.…
“Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money”
Many pizza shops sell heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. However, many people have pointed out that this results in more money for less pizza. "I don't think you guys grasp…
“Another beer bottle with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Another bourbon bottle with no genie at the bottom. I guess I will keep searching”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Another egg-scuse for chocolate”
"Another egg-scuse for chocolate" is a jocular one-line saying about chocolate Easter eggs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. ink stainsTuesday, March 11, 2008Easter…
“Another wine bottle emptied with no genie at the bottom. I’ll keep trying”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Another wine bottle with no genie in the bottom of it. I’ll keep looking”
"Another beer/bourbon/wine bottle with no genie at the bottom. I'll keep looking/searching/trying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Another wine bottle…
“Any jar can be a swear jar if you can’t open the lid”
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
“Any jar is a swear jar if you can’t open the lid”
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
“Any meeting without food should be an email”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“Any meeting without food should be done online”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“Any pie made with cannabis butter is technically a pot pie”
Pot pie usually doesn't have any "pot" (marijuana), but there are jokes involving cannabutter (cannabis butter). "MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND COP SOME CANNABUTTER AND MAKE A REAL…
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives”
"celebrating by eating a Caesar Salad with 23 knives" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Audrey L on March 15, 2012. "This Caesar salad is really authentic - it has 23 knives…
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough”
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough" is a jocular line that has been printed on ecards. The line was cited on tumblr on November 11, 2013, and on Twitter on December…
“Any sandwich is a panini if you sit on it”
Panini sandwiches are grilled sandwiches, and the bread is flat. "If you have heated seats in your car, any sandwich put on them can become a panini if you sit on it" was cited on Twitter…
“Any wine can be a ‘fine’ wine if you drink enough of it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPaul Ludwig @paulludwigSeriously, any wine can be a "fine" wine if you drink enough of it9:16 PM - 17 Apr 2010 TwitterDavid Voth @SexCigarsBoozeAny…
“Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first”
"Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on gift items, such as bumper stickers and…
“Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography”
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” is a classic saying from the early 1800s. "Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked…
“Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold…”
"Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold in the 10 seconds you haven’t been there" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Many people…