“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough”

“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough” is a jocular line that has been printed on ecards. The line was cited on tumblr on November 11, 2013, and on Twitter on December 28, 2013.
 
Roman emperor Julius Caesar, however, has nothing to do with the Caesar Salad. The salad was named after Caesar Cardini (1896-1956), who first served it in Tijuana, Mexico in the 1920s.
 
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives” is a related joke. Somewhat related to the Caesar salad and to this one-line saying is the “Brutus salad.”
 
   
Wikipedia: Caesar salad
A Caesar salad is a salad of romaine lettuce and croutons dressed with parmesan cheese, lemon juice, olive oil, egg, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, and black pepper.
 
Wikipedia: Julius Caesar
Gaius Julius Caesar (Classical Latin: [ˈɡaː.i.ʊs ˈjuː.li.ʊs ˈkae̯.sar]; 13 July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC) was a Roman statesman, general and notable author of Latin prose.
   
tumblr—The Nonsensical
ladragonaria:
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
(via scads-of-panache)
November 11, 2013
 
Twitter
al
@gaIaxous
“any salad can be a caesar salad if you stab it enough”
7:13 PM - 28 Dec 2013
 
Twitter
Action Potential
@medinmetropolis
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it hard enough.
8:28 PM - 21 Jan 2014
 
Twitter
¿Stef Cruz?
@liesNslander_
Everyone on tumblr is being enthusiastic about Julius Caesar rn
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if u stab hard enough”
i need a moment
5:12 AM - 22 Jan 2014
   
Twitter
Ireland
@irelandve
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough”
11:40 AM - 22 Jan 2014
 
reddit
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough. (self.oneliners)
submitted February 2, 2014 by xyz66
 
Facebook
Christopher Lazzaro
October 5, 2014 · Paramus, NJ ·
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
‪#History‬ ‪#Rome‬
 
reddit
Any salad can be a caesar salad (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 8, 2015 by mandlr
If you stab it enough