“If alcohol is liquid courage, then coffee is liquid productivity”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…
“If alcohol is liquid courage, then coffee must be liquid motivation”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…
“If America had a slogan, it’d be ‘Don’t bother me, I’m eating’”
“Don’t bother me, I’m eating" is a trademarked advertising catchphrase of Carl's Jr. fast food restaurants, first used on March 19, 2000. "Fuck You, I'm Eating" is…
“If an avocado is a fruit, is guacamole a smoothie?”
"If an avocado is a fruit, is guacamole a smoothie?" is an avocado saying that has been printed on an image. "If avocado's a fruit then isnt guacamole a smoothie?" was…
“If an onion rings, answer it”
"If you hear an onion ring, answer it" (or "If an onion rings, answer it") is a nonsense saying. "IF AN ONION RINGS ANSWER IT" was printed in the St. Louis (MO)…
“If any non-rich people want to go to space for 10 minutes, I know a pretty good brownie recipe”
"if any non-rich people want to go to space for 10 minutes i know a pretty good brownie recipe" was posted on Twitter by Funny or Die on July 20, 2021. The joke refers to a…
“If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them…”
"If anyone ever tells you you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life" is a jocular saying that has been…
“If anyone is wondering why the pizza box reads, ‘Remove cardboard before baking,’ feel free to ask my 17yo son”
A frozen pizza box often states, "Remove cardboard before baking." This message might seem obvious to everyone, but it isn't. "I think we've evolved enough to not need…
“If anyone is wondering why the pizza box says, ‘Remove cardboard before baking,’ I found out why so you don’t have to”
A frozen pizza box often states, "Remove cardboard before baking." This message might seem obvious to everyone, but it isn't. "I think we've evolved enough to not need…
“If at first you don’t succeed, drink whisky. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, try a gin”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try a gin”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem verse from the 1830s. The verse has many joke endings that replace "try, try again." "If at…
“If at first you donut succeed, fry, fry again”
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again" is a popular American poem from at least 1838. "If at first you donut succeed, try, try again" was cited on Twitter on May…
“If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do candy makers get?”/“Tic Tac toe.”
A riddle about Tic Tac mints is: Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do candy makers get?A: Tic Tac toe. The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 13, 2017. Similar jokes had been…
“If avocado is a fruit, is guacamole jam?”
Guacamole is made with avocados. Some people have pointed out that an avocado is a fruit, so this means that guacamole is a jam. Jams are made with added sugar, however, and no one seriously…
“If avocados and tomatoes are fruits, then guacamole is fruit salad”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsIf avocados and tomatoes are fruits, then guacamole is fruit salad.submitted February 17, 2017 by goatcoat Reddit -- Shower ThoughtsAvocados are…
“If bacon cannot solve your problem, you didn’t use enough bacon”
"If bacon cannot solve your problem. You didn't use enough bacon" is a bacon saying that was posted on Facebook by Cure & Simple on March 14, 2018. “Bacon cannot solve all your…
“If bacon doesn’t solve the problem, then more bacon must be added”
"If bacon doesn't solve the problem, then more bacon must be added" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "If bacon does not solve the problem. Then more bacon…
“If baklava is still in the oven, it’s called bakmagma”
There is no "lava" in "baklava," but some people insist that there must be a "bakmagma." "Little known fact: baklava are properly called bakmagma before they come…
“If beer is liquid courage, then coffee must be liquid motivation”
Alcohol has frequently been called “liquid courage.” "If alcohol is liquid courage, is caffeine liquid anxiety?" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on August 9, 2017. "If…