“I’m not fat—I’m fluffy”
"I'm not fat -- I'm fluffy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, often with the picture of a fluffy animal. "I'm not fat;…
"I'm not fat -- I'm fluffy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, often with the picture of a fluffy animal. "I'm not fat;…
"I'm not chubby. I'm insulated. And winter's coming. So I'm prepared" (or "I'm not fat. I'm insulated") is a jocular saying that has been printed…
"I'm not fat -- I'm just big boned" is a jocular saying that has een printed on posters. "I am not fat, just tall and big boned" was cited in print in 1945.…
"I'm not fat -- I'm just easy to see" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in…
"I'm not fat -- I'm just so sexy, it overflows" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many posters and ecards. The saying has been on Twitter since September 21, 2010.…
"Marbling" (streaks of fat) is usually preferred in a steak. But in humans? "I'm not fat, I'm well-marbled" was posted on Twitter by "Nina Bargiel, probably"…
"I'm not chubby. I'm insulated. And winter's coming. So I'm prepared" (or "I'm not fat. I'm insulated") is a jocular saying that has been printed…
Height and weight charts have led to the jocular excuse that one has the right weight, but just has the wrong height. The American humorist Sam Levenson (1911-1980) said in 1952, "But I'm…
"I'm not fat -- my stomach is just in 3D" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 13, 2011. Similar sayings include…
"Trans-slender" or "translender" is a pun on "transgender." "Um no I'm not fat I'm very translender" was posted on Twitter by Van on May 9, 2015.…
"Trans-slender" or "translender" is a pun on "transgender." "Um no I'm not fat I'm very translender" was posted on Twitter by Van on May 9, 2015.…
"I'm not fat. I'm just a few meals ahead and a few shits behind" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. The expression is often given in numbers as "X meals…
"I'm not gaining weight -- I'm retaining food" is a saying that's been placed on T-shirts and bumper stickers. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2006.…
"I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I am not hungry, I'm just bored and therefore I feel…
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
"I'm not Irish, but my coffee is" (or "I'm not Irish, but my coffee might be" is a St. Patrick's Day saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker…
"I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall" is a jocular dieting excuse, printed on gift items such as T-shirts. The saying was popularized by the Garfield syndicated newspaper…
Pasta doesn't cook in a toaster, but there are jokes about it. "I'm not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster? http://bit.ly/ZO993o via…
"I'm not really a social drinker. I'd say most of my drinking is work-related" is a jocular drinking line that has been printed on many images. American journalist Linda…
"I’m not saying I drink too much caffeine, but I do believe my body will keep moving 48 hours after my death" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I’m not…