“Holy jalapeño!”
"Holy jalapeño!" is an expression of surprise or astonishment that has been cited in print since at least 1977. Several foods with jalapeño peppers have been named "Holy…
“Holy mackerel!”
"Holy mackerel!" is an expression of surprise that has been cited in print since at least 1867. It has been suggested that the original expression was "Holy Mary," with…
“Holy pepperoni!”
"Holy pepperoni!" is an expression of surprise or astonishment that has been cited in print since at least 1966. "Holy Pepperoni!" is also a variety of Screamin' Sicilian…
“Holy shiitake!”
"Holy shiitake!" (often misspelled as "Holy shittake!") is a jocular expression of surprise or astonishment that has been printed on many T-shirts. The expression doesn't…
“Home fries imply the existence of away fries”
"Home fries" is a popular breakfast dish of fried potatoes, cut in chunks or wedges and usually served with onions. You can get "home fries" at restaurants (outside the home),…
“Home is where the free food is”
"Home is where the heart is" is an old saying. "Home is where the free food is" is a jocular variation. "Home is where the free food is...ask any stray cat" was cited…
“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste like anything”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste weird”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water is tasteless”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water tastes good”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home is where the tap water tastes normal”
"Home is where the heart is" is a 19th century saying. "Home is where the tap water doesn't taste funny" is a variation that has been printed on many images. Tap water is…
“Home schooling question: Does having your children fix your mixed cocktails count as chemistry?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many schools to close. Many parents homeschooled for the first time. Many of these parents needed alcohol to get through it. "Home schooling question:…
“Homebrewing is my hobby; beer is my reward”
"Homebrewing is my hobby. Beer is my reward" has been printed on many T-shirts. "#Homebrewing is my #hobby...#beer is my #reward" was cited on Twitter on May 31, 2014. It's…
“Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it”
"Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it" is a jocular saying about homemade foods that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“Hominy, sir?”/“Oh, about four or five.” (Northerner ordering grits)
A Northerner tells a waitress that he wants to order grits. "Hominy, sir?" the waitress asks. "Oh, about four or five," replies the confused customer. "Hominy" sounds…
“Honestly, I’ve never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel”
The banana peel gag -- a person slipping on a banana peel -- has been a popular type of humor since the 19th century. "Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel"…
“Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we have tried so far”
Honey has been called "bee vomit." However, honey is technically not bee vomit. The honey that is made has not been digested and has never reached a bee’s intestines. "Honey is the…
“Hooker: Would you like super sex? Old Timer: I’ll have the soup!”
A joke is frequently told about an old person who loses his appetite for sex -- but not his appetite. His friends hire a prostitute for the old man's birthday. "Would you like to have…
“Hope you like my new recipe. They’re called shut the fucupcakes”
"Try my new recipe. They're called shut the fucupcakes" or "I just baked you some shut the fucupcakes" (shut the fuck up + cupcakes) is a food saying that has been printed…