“How does one ‘milk chocolate’?”
"Milk chocolate" is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb "milk" chocolate, but there are jokes. "Thought to ponder - how does one 'milk'…
“How does one milk chocolate almonds?”
"Milk chocolate" is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb "milk" chocolate, but there are jokes. "Thought to ponder - how does one 'milk'…
“How does Santa get his reindeer to fly?”/“He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!”
"Red Bull gives you wings" is a slogan for Red Bull energy drink. A commercial in 2014 showed Santa Claus taking Red Bull -- and giving his reindeer Christmas day off. "If santa was…
“How is a baseball team like a pancake?”/“They both need a good batter!”
The term "batter" is the subject of several baseball and pancake riddles. "Q. How is a baseball game like a pancake? A. They both need a good batter!" was printed in the Battle…
“How is soy sauce black and soy milk white when soybeans are green?”
"Why is soy sauce black and soy milk white?" is a popular question in the 2000s, with the increasing usage in the United States of soy milk. "Soy sauce is black, while soy milk is…
“How it feels to click the tongs twice before you start grilling” (“I have the power!”)
Many people who grill food click tongs twice before using them. "People who went to culinary school, what are some important tips you've learned and use in your own kitchen?" (...)…
“How long before Manwich is deemed offensive and called gender neutral meat sauce?”
"How long before Manwich is deemed offensive and called gender neutral meat sauce?" is a food saying that has been printed on several images. Many commercial products have tried to go…
“How long does it take to eat a tire?”/“A good year.”
A popular riddle on a famous tire company is: Q: How long does it take to eat a tire?A: A good year (Goodyear). "How long does it take an elephant to eat a tire? A good year (Goodyear)"…
“How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave?”/“Tuna half minutes.”
"Tuna half" sounds like "two and a half," and there are jokes. "No, #Siri, I don't want a timer set for t'una half' minutes" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“How long should you microwave fish for?”/“Tuna half minutes.”
"Tuna half" sounds like "two and a half," and there are jokes. "No, #Siri, I don't want a timer set for t'una half' minutes" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“How many apples grow on a tree?/“All of them.”
"How many apples grow on a tree?" is a popular children's riddle. "All of them" is the answer. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. "How many…
“How many beers does it take for tropical birds to get drunk?”/“Toucans.”
The "toucan" bird has been the subject of many "two can" puns. "Q: How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Toucan" was posted on the newsgroup…
“How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?”/“None.”
Citrus fruits (lemons and limes) were used in the 19th century by sailors to prevent scurvy. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 27, 2017: Q: How much citrus does it take to kill a…
“How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?” (joke)
"How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!" The turkey-stuffing joke -- included in many Thanksgiving joke collections -- has been cited…
“How many cranberries grow on a bush?”/“All of them.”
A popular cranberry riddle (often included in Thanksgiving joke collections) is: Q: How many cranberries grow on a bush?A: All of them. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2008.…
“How many frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“None, they prefer Natural Light.”
There have been several versions of fraternities and beer in the traditional lightbulb joke. This is from 1984: Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three: One to screw it…
“How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?”/“Avocado’s number.”
"Avogadro's number" sounds like "avocado's number," prompting the math joke: Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?A: Avocado's number. The pun was cite in…
“How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?” (riddle)
A popular food riddle is: Q: How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?A: One. After that, your stomach isn't empty. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1849, when it…
“How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (joke)
The lightbulb joke has an Irish version, and it involves drinking alcohol. "How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A hundred. One to hold the bulb and 99 to drink until the…
“How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?” (Joke)
A joke about opening a beer bottle has been printed on several images: Q: How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?A: None. It should be open when she brings it to you. The joke -- usually…