“Good food, good wine, good friends, good times”
"Good food, good wine, good friends, good times" has been printed on posters. "Good food, good wine, good friends and 'the next time'" was cited in print in 1983. Good…
“Good friends are like fine wine—that’s why I keep mine locked in the cellar”
American comedian Tim Hawkins tweeted on December 1, 2012: "Good friends are like fine wine. That's why I keep mine locked in the cellar." The joke quickly became very popular.…
“Good friends give you food. Best friends take your food”
Entry in progress -- B.P. “Friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch” is a related saying. TwitterFUNNY TWEETS @JokesMemesFactsGood friends give you food. Best friends take your…
“Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Country girls are made of whiskey on ice”
"Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Country girls are made of whiskey and/on ice" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 7,…
“Good Humor man: sundae driver”
A "Sunday driver" is someone who drives slowly (and often poorly), There are several puns about a "sundae driver." An early pun involves a driver who eats ice cream. "A…
“Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids”
"Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids" is a saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as kitchen plaques. "Good moms have sticky floors, messy…
“Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first”
"Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first" is a jocular saying about mothers and baking that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“Good morning, I’ll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspresso”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Good morning, self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Can someone tell me how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs again, I…
“Good morning. Today’s Saturday and I like to be what I call ‘comfortably caffeinated’”
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and I like to be what I call 'comfortably caffeinated.' That means I've got coffee and I may or may not be wearing pants" is a jocular…
“Good morning. Today’s Saturday and may your coffee kick in before ‘What the hell now?’ does”
"Good morning. Today's Saturday and may your coffee kick in before 'What the hell now?' does" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Funny thoughts and…
“Good people drink good beer”
"Good people drink good beer" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. American author and journalist Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005) created the "Good people drink good…
“Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them”
"Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, perhaps, makes fat men feel a little better about…
“Good steaks are like good women. The best ones have a little fat on them”
"Good steaks are like good men. The best ones have a little fat on them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying, perhaps, makes fat men feel a little better about…
“Good to the last drop”
"Good to the last drop" means that a drink is so very good that no drop should be wasted. Maxwell House Coffee has trademarked the slogan, with 1910 as a date of first use. Newspaper…
“Goodbye, cruel world!” (drinking saying)
"Goodbye, cruel world" has been the title of several songs and has been printed on many images. It is what someone might say before committing suicide. "Good-bye, cruel world"…
“Goose is cooked”
To say that "one's goose is cooked" means that a person is in trouble (such as overwhelming debt or other problems) that can't be escaped. The term "gone goose,"…
“Got an order of (2) crab cakes and a friend asked if they could ‘steal one.’ Like it’s fries. Unhinged behavior”
Crab cakes usually come in an order of two. However, an order of crab cakes is not always shared, like french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Perlman on December 15, 2022, and it…
“Got my first shot. Going to get my second shot as soon as the bartender comes back”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines that usually required to shots. "Just got my first shot. I'll get my second one as soon as the bartender gets back down here"…
“Got thrown out of Coffee Club. I turned up wearing a tea shirt”
"T-shirt" shouldn't be confused with "tea shirt," but there are jokes. "Got thrown out of Coffee Club. I turned up wearing a tea shirt" was posted on Twitter by…