“How long should you microwave fish for?”/“Tuna half minutes.”

“Tuna half” sounds like “two and a half,” and there are jokes.
 
“No, #Siri, I don’t want a timer set for t’una half’ minutes” was posted on X/Twitter by Harry Sit 🟧 on September 4, 2012. “How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 10, 2015. “How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave? Tuna half minutes” was posted on X/Twitter by LaughBreak || Ultimate Dad Jokes on September 25, 2024.
   
   
X/Twitter
Harry Sit 🟧
@TheFinanceBuff
LOL! “@fcn: No, #Siri, I don’t want a timer set for “tuna half” minutes.”
10:09 AM · Sep 4, 2012
         
X/Twitter
Troybunny
@Treycup
@thejeffknox no siri, not tuna half minutes. Two and a half minutes
6:51 PM · Jul 25, 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
BongyBong—September 10, 2015
How long should you microwave fish for?
Tuna half minutes.
 
X/Twitter
Ryan Castle
@ryandic
How long should you microwave fish?  Tuna half minutes.  #badjokefriday
@999KISW
5:44 PM · Sep 11, 2015
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
kdryan1—March 13, 2020
How long do you microwave fish?
Tuna half minutes!
     
X/Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
Realised how long you put fish in the microwave to reheat it.  Tuna half minutes.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/microwave-jokes/  #Microwave #MicrowaveJokes #Joke #Humour
From punsandoneliners.com
10:00 PM · May 12, 2021
 
X/Twitter
LaughBreak || Ultimate Dad Jokes
@MediocreJoker85
How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave?
Tuna half minutes.
4:40 AM · Sep 25, 2024
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
mrl33602—October 27, 2024
How long do you put fish in the microwave for?
Tuna half minutes
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
C-J-P-—October 29, 2024
How long does it take to microwave a fish
Tuna half minutes
 
LaffGaff
Reheat Fish
November 9, 2024 by LaffGaff
How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave?
Tuna half minutes.
 
Facebook
David Mulberry
November 9, 2024 at 5:45 AM ·
How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave?
Tuna half minutes