“How do you make a cheeseburger sad?”/“Make it with blue cheese.”
A joke about a cheeseburger is: Q: How do you make a cheeseburger sad?A: Make it with blue cheese. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. “What is the saddest…
“How do you make a cream puff?”/“Chase it around the block.”
A cream puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a cream puff?A: Chase it around the block. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1987. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
“How do you make a fruit cordial?” (joke)
Frank Sinatra (1915-1998) and Dean Martin (1917-1995) were two members of the "Rat Pack" who performed in Las Vegas in the 1960s. One comedy bit had one ask the other, "How do you…
“How do you make a hamburger laugh?”/“Pickle it gently.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do you make a hamburger laugh/smile?A: Pickle it gently. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 1978. “How do you make a cheeseburger…
“How do you make a lemon puff?”/“Chase it round the garden.”
A lemon puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a lemon puff?A: Chase it round the garden. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2011. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
“How do you make a pancake smile?”/“Butter him up.”
A pancake riddle is: Q: How do you make a pancake smile?A: Butter him up! The joke was posted on Twitter by Civilized Caveman on May 23, 2015. TwitterLauren McCrea@2mcreaHow do you make a pancake…
“How do you make a potato puff?”/“Chase it around the garden.”
A potato puff (sometimes called "tater tot" or "potato croquette") riddle is: Q: How do you make a potato puff?A: Chase it around the garden. The joke has been cited in print…
“How do you make a rabbit stew?”/“Make it wait for three hours.”
A pun on the word "stew" is used in this rabbit stew riddle: Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?A: Make it wait for three hours. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.autism on…
“How do you make a salad wrap?”/“Add some beets.”
"Wrap" (sandwich) is often used in a pun with "rap" (music). One joke is: Q: How do you make a salad wrap?A: Add some beets. "How do you make a salad wrap? You drop a fat…
“How do you make a sausage roll?”/“Push it.”
A sausage roll riddle is: Q: How do you make a sausage roll?A: Push it. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1925 and 1978. “How do you make an egg roll?"/"Push it,"…
“How do you make a spring roll?”/“Push it.”
A spring roll riddle is: Q: How do you make a spring roll?A: Push it. "How do you make a spring roll? YOU PUSH IT" was posted on Twitter by Raienn 🌺✨ on April 18, 2014.…
“How do you make a Swiss roll?”/“Push him down a hill.”
A popular joke about the Swiss roll is: Q: How do you make a Swiss roll?A: Push him down a hill. "How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him down an Alp" was cited in print in 1968. “How do…
“How do you make a tuna melt?” (joke)
A "tuna melt" is when the cheese on the tuna is melted. It is not when the tuna "melts" (falls in love), but there are jokes. "The best way to make a tuna melt is with…
“How do you make a walnut laugh?”/“Crack it up!”
A walnut riddle has been cited in print since at least 2004: Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?A: Crack it up! A version including Brazil nuts was posted on Twitter by Lorraine Jo King on August…
“How do you make an apple puff?”/“Chase it around the garden.”
An apple puff riddle is: Q: How do you make an apple puff?A: Chase it around the garden. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1975. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
“How do you make an egg roll?”/“Push it.”
An obvious "egg roll" pun is: Q: How do you make an egg roll?A: Push it. The egg roll joke has been cited in print since at least 1984. “How do you make a sausage roll?"/"Push…
“How do you make an elephant float?”/“Just add ice cream.”
An elephant riddle is: Q: How do you make an elephant float?A: With two scoops of ice cream, and elephant and some root beer. The elephant joke became very popular in 1963. “How can you make a…
“How do you make an Italian wine?”/“Kick him in the shins.”
"Wine" sounds similar to "whine." "How do you make a Frenchman whine? Kick him in the Beaujolais!" was printed in the Calgary (Alberta) Herald on March 5, 1993. A…
“How do you make bourbon?”/“You take some moonshine, put it in a barrel…”
The Atlantic published in January 2013: "As I once heard a tour guide at the Wild Turkey distillery explain: 'How do you make bourbon? You take some moonshine, put it in a barrel, and add…
“How do you make extra virgin olive oil?”/“Use extra ugly olives.”
"Extra virgin" olive oil comes from the first cold press of the olives, but there are "virgin" jokes. "And where do you get extra virgin olive oil? From exceptionally ugly…