“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world”

“Given enough coffee I could rule the world” is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup newsguy.general on July 1, 2002. Authorship is unknown.
 
   
Google Groups: newsguy.general
Joe posts - Joe has been reassigned
Mark
7/1/02
(...)
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
 
Google Groups: alt.support.diet.low-carb
Daily water intake  
Suzanne
6/10/03
(...)
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.  ~Author Unknown
   
22 June 2003, New Straits Times (Kuala Lumpur), “Anyway you like it,” pg. 25:
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”
- An unnamed author
   
Google Books
Fresh Cup: The Voice of the Specialty Coffee Industry
Volume 14
2005
Pg. 14:
Someone once said,  “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.”
 
23 April 2006, Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester, NY), “Joe Bean hopes to attract young artists” by Jeff Spevak, pg. M3:
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world,” reads the quote, attributed to the philosopher Anonymous, on the wall of Joe Bean Coffee & Tea House.
 
Twitter
Karin McCreight‏
@jubatajuno
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world
1:00 PM - 4 May 2008
 
Twitter
Peter Holmes‏
@pjholmes
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
3:18 PM - 21 Jun 2008
 
Twitter
Hannah Parsons‏
@hannahparsons
Just received the perfect magnet as a gift: “Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” How much more coffee can a girl drink?
3:29 PM - 7 Jul 2008
 
Google Books
Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover’s Soul:
Celebrating the Perfect Blend
By Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen and Theresa Peluso
Cos Cob, CT: Chicken Soup for the Soul Publishing, LLC
2013
Pg. ?:
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
Author Unknown
 
Skinny Chick Blog
Posted on June 26, 2013
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world!
by Jnn7575
Happy hump day!!
 
Altered Artworks
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 17, 2015
With Enough Coffee, I Could Rule the World
 
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Aroma Coffee and Cafe
November 22, 2016 ·
“Given enough coffee I could rule the world!” So don’t forget your good cup of coffee this morning 😊