“Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks…”
Stand-up comedian Samantha Ruddy explained Gatorade on Twitter on December 29, 2018:
“Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.”
The tweet went viral and received over 232,600 likes. This was posted on Twitter by Maurice Peterson 🏃🚴 on January 4, 2019:
“‘Gatorade is a drink for either world-class athletes, hungover drunks, or folks with a scheduled colonoscopy in 24 hours.’ ~ Coworker who shall remain anonymous.”
Wikipedia: Gatorade
Gatorade is an American brand of sports-themed beverage and food products, built around its signature line of sports drinks. Gatorade is currently manufactured by PepsiCo and is distributed in over 80 countries.[3] The beverage was first developed in 1965 by a team of researchers led by Dr. Robert Cade. It was originally made for the Gators at the University of Florida to replenish the carbohydrates that the school’s student-athletes burned and the combination of water and electrolytes that they lost in sweat during rigorous sports activities.
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Samantha Ruddy
@samlymatters
Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.
4:21 PM · Dec 29, 2018
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Maurice Peterson 🏃🚴🇺🇸
@OregonPioneer
“Gatorade is a drink for either world-class athletes, hungover drunks, or folks with a scheduled colonoscopy in 24 hours.” ~ Coworker who shall remain anonymous.
5:37 PM · Jan 4, 2019
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Travis Madd Ox
@parchesia
Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.
1:21 AM · Jan 12, 2019
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Matthew Clements
@Matt_Logic_
Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.
1:10 PM · Nov 19, 2020
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Kirby
@RopeBunniiee
Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes and hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody’s drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. You Either brought home the state championship or woke up in a state prison.
1:44 AM · Apr 23, 2022
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Kirk Carrington-Hastings
@kirk_c_Hastings
Gatorade is a drink for both world class athletes & hungover drunks who don’t know how they got home last night. There’s no middle ground. Nobody is drinking Gatorade because their day was fine. #kirkcarringtonhastings #beartigerproductions #actor
10:41 AM · Dec 11, 2022