“Giant cannibals were soaking me in vinegar when I shouted, ‘Pickle someone your own size!’”
The word "pickle" doesn't mean "pick," but there's a pun: "Giant cannibals began to soak me in vinegar, I thought 'enough is enough.' 'Why…
“Giant sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.”
Many food products come in resealable packaging. The joke is when someone eats the entire package and the resealable feature is not necessary. "Cadburys Clusters come in a resealable pack.…
“Gin (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Gin and Tonic (noun)—magic water for fun people”
"Beer/ Bourbon/ Gin and Tonic/ Tequila/ Whiskey -- magic (brown) water for fun people" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "Bourbon Magic Brown Water for Fun…
“Girl, are you a popsicle?” (joke)
"Are you a popsicle?" is the start of at least two different jokes. Popsicle sticks often have (mostly bad) jokes. "Are you a popsicle stick? because your jokes aren't…
“Give ‘em pumpkin to talk about” (“Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about”)
"Something to Talk About" is a song written by Canadian singer-songwriter Shirley Eikhard that was popularized by American singer Bonnie Raitt in 1991. "Let's give them pumpkin…
“Give a cannibal a dead scientist and he’ll eat faraday…”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations involving English scientist Michael…
“Give a cannibal a physicist and he’ll eat Faraday”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations involving English scientist Michael…
“Give a cannibal access to a physics conference and he’ll eat Faraday”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations involving English scientist Michael…
“Give a cannibal the discoverer of electromagnetic induction and he’ll eat Faraday”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations involving English scientist Michael…
“Give a hungry man a science textbook and he will eat Faraday”
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a popular saying. There are many jocular variations involving English scientist Michael…
“Give a man a duck and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck & he’ll avoid low flying objects”
"Duck" can be used as a noun or a verb. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime" is a famous saying. There are several…
“Give me a dime for a sandwich.”/“Let me see the sandwich first.”
"Please give me a dime (or another amount) for a sandwich" is what a beggar might request. The line usually means that the beggar is hungry and needs the money to buy himself a sandwich…
“Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t”
"Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "God, grant me the serenity to accept the…
“Give up carbs? Over my bread body”
"Give up carbs? Over my bread body" is a jocular saying -- a bread pun on "over my dead body" -- that has been printed on GIFs. “Emma eating only carbs is rlly unhealthy you…
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world”
"Given enough coffee I could rule the world" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on the newsgroup newsguy.general on July 1, 2002.…
“Glutton — A person who takes the piece of French pastry you wanted”
A jocular definition of a "glutton" appeared (uncredited) in a 1947 newspaper: "A glutton is a person who takes the piece of layer cake you wanted." "GLUTTON: Someone who…
“GMO GTFO!”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Genetically modified organismA genetically modified organism (GMO) is any organism whose genetic material has been altered using genetic engineering techniques.…
“Go easy on the spicy Chinese food. It’ll practically Szechuan fire”
Sichuan/Szechuan/Szechwan cuisine can be spicy. "Szechuan" can sound like "set you on." Many restaurants and restaurant dishes/sauces have been named…
“Go for the gusto”
"Gusto" means "taste," "liking" and "pleasure." The word "gusto" was featured in many ads for Schlitz beer. "The beer with the real…