“FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning”

“FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning” is a joke that has been printed on many images.
     
“Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger” was posted on X/Twitter by American television host, comedian, writer and producer Conan O’Brien on March 26, 2010.
 
“Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sorry, strange lady at the Waffle House….” was posted on X/Twitter by John Anthony Lucas on March 27, 2011. “F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning” was posted on Facebook by Randy Cleveland (and others) on March 21, 2019.
 
   
X/Twitter
Conan O’Brien
@ConanOBrien
Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger.
7:49 PM · Mar 26, 2010
 
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@BigPaksView
RT @ConanOBrien: Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly roll stain. Sorry, fat stranger.
8:06 PM · Mar 26, 2010
     
Facebook
Jennifer Taylor
March 30, 2010 at 8:44 PM ·
found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly donut stain. Sorry to the guy at Dunkin Donuts! My Bad Buddy!!
   
Facebook
Jeremiah Tischofer
April 5, 2010 at 2:53 PM ·
found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly roll stain. Sorry big guy…....
   
Facebook
Derrick Oliver
April 6, 2010 at 11:48 AM ·
Found out today that you are supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting,  not a jelly roll stain. Sorry, fat stranger.
 
X/Twitter
Nicoletta Altadonna
@nicolettamorous
Found out the hard way today that you are meant to urinate on a jellyfish sting NOT a jelly roll stain. Sorry fat stranger in the mall cafe.
10:35 PM · Jun 17, 2010
 
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Lord William
@wjfalls
Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sorry, lady. Just trying to help…
5:17 PM · Feb 12, 2011
 
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HRH Thabang Trodd
@TroddAwesome
Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sorry, strange lady at the salon. #fb
11:38 AM · Feb 15, 2011
 
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Clare Rafferty
@PooFaceMcGhee
Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sorry, strange lady in greggs. Just trying to help.
7:45 PM · Mar 4, 2011
   
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shannon m-davidson
@2010shabu
Found out today tht you’re suposed to urnate ona jellyfish sting,NOT a jelly stain.Srry,strnge lady at the Waffle House.Just trying to help.
9:38 PM · Mar 7, 2011
 
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John Anthony Lucas
@fakejohnalucas
Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. Sorry, strange lady at the Waffle House….
9:17 PM · Mar 27, 2011
   
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Steve Hurst
@steve_hurst
Wow as it turns out you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly stain. SORRY to that lady at the Waffle House this morning.
5:35 PM · Oct 12, 2011
 
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❌Texas Willie ❌
@Texas_Willie
As it turns out, you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish STING, not a jelly STAIN. 🤔
Sending a really big sorry out to the lady at the Waffle House this morning. I was just trying to help.
12:16 PM · Oct 10, 2018
 
Facebook 
Randy Cleveland
March 21, 2019 at 1:25 AM ·
F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
 
Facebook   
Perry McClain
March 21, 2019 at 1:38 PM ·
F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
 
Facebook
Jamey Lambert
March 21, 2019 at 4:50 PM ·
F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
 
Facebook
Aaron E Arnold
March 24, 2019 at 12;53 AM ·
F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting Not a Jelly stain. My apologies to the lady at I Hop this morning
 
X/Twitter
CowboyBabe
@LAwmn99
FYI : It’s pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain
Again my apologies to the waitress at the Waffle House.
10:39 PM · Mar 24, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
F.Y.I.
YOU PEE ON A JELLYFISH STING, NOT A JELLY STAIN..🤔
AGAIN,
MY APOLIGIES 2 THE LADY @ THE WAFFLE HOUSE THIS MORNING!!! 😲 😆
8:11 AM · Mar 25, 2019
 
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Wednesday_Addams₪ ø lll ·o. ☠️
@lll_sin
F.Y.I. You pee on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Again, my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
7:01 PM · Apr 5, 2019 from Murfreesboro, TN
   
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69. “Found out today that you’re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jelly roll stain. Sorry, fat stranger.”
 
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Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
FYI. You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain. Again my apologies to the lady at the waffle house this morning.
7:12 PM · Apr 1, 2022
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
#FYI You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain.
Again, my apologies to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.
5:36 PM · Oct 23, 2024