“Club soda tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down”
"Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coaster?? That's for people who put…
“Coating chicken in egg batter is pretty messed up when you think about it”
"Does anybody else think that dipping chicken in egg batter before frying it is a double insult?" is an observation that was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc on April 3,…
“Cobbler is upside-down pie”
Cobbler (a dessert) has frequently been described as upside-down pie. "okay cobbler is upside down pie" was posted on Twitter by Michael on April 10, 2011. "Cobbler is basically an…
“Coca Cola went to town, Pepsi Cola shot him down”
A popular children's chant is: Coca Cola went to town, Pepsi Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now we all drink 7-Up "Pepsi-Cola went to town" was cited in print in 1960;…
“Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people say that cocktails are dangerous because they taste like juice and people forget about the alcohol content. "Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you…
“Cocktails are dangerous because it tastes like just juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people say that cocktails are dangerous because they taste like juice and people forget about the alcohol content. "Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you…
“Cocktails are dangerous because they just taste like juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people say that cocktails are dangerous because they taste like juice and people forget about the alcohol content. "Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you…
“Coconut water tastes like water that’s already been in someone’s mouth”
Many people do not like coconut water. "Coconut water tastes like water that's already been in someone's mouth" is a saying that as been printed on many images. “'Coconut…
“Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and produce milk”
"Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and produce milk" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I just read a book in which an interesting point was made: coconuts…
“Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving”
"Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey -- until Thanksgiving" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually credited to American magazine reporter Mike Connolly…
“Coffee—A tasty cup of caffeinated sanity in an uncertain world”
"Coffee isn't just a beverage. It's a tasty cup of caffeinated sanity in an uncertain world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an…
“Coffee—because bad mornings deserve a second chance”
"Coffee -- because bad mornings deserve a second chance" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Bad mornings deserve good coffee" was posted on Twitter on…
“Coffee—Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings, fuck people… Mmmmmmmm coffee”
"Coffee -- Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings fuck people... Mmmmmmmm coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE. Because fuck…
“Coffee—because punching people is frowned upon”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—because punching people is illegal”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—It’s why you got out of bed today”
"Coffee -- It's why you got out of bed today" (or "Coffee is why I got out of bed today") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#Coffee it’s why…
“Coffee—my daily reminder that I’m not a morning person”
"Coffee: my daily reminder that I'm not a morning person" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Diane Capri on April 15, 2024. "Coffee - my daily reminder that I'm…
“Coffee—my hot friend I was telling you about”
"Coffee -- my hot friend I was telling you about" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Sleep & I aren’t talking. She’s mad cause I spend too much…
“Coffee—the vodka of morning”
"Coffee -- the vodka of morning" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Espresso is the vodka of the morning...cheers yall" was posted on Twitter by pat on…