“Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli”
"Cauliflower is just ghost broccoli" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on cauliflower's color (usually white), that both have edible flower buds,…
“Cauliflower is just scared broccoli”
"Did you know that cauliflower is just scared broccoli" is a joke line of comedian Harland Williams. The line has been cited in print since at least 2009. Broccoli is green, but…
“Caution: May bite before caffeine”
"Caution: May bite before caffeine" (or "Warning: May bite before caffeine") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "CAUTION: MAY BITE BEFORE…
“CAUTION: May bite before coffee (and after too)”
"WARNING: May bite before coffee ...and maybe after" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Caution May Bite Before Coffee #coffee #coffeeaddict…
“Caution: This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“Celery farmers play the stalk market”
The stock market is sometimes punned as the "stalk" market. The "stalk market" puns have included bean, celery and corn jokes. "Q: How did the corn plant lose all her…
“Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza”
"Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza" is a jocular one-line saying -- used by people who'd rather eat pizza than celery -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Celery is basically just grass with water retention”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter”
“Chips are just edible spoons” and “French fries are just edible ketchup spoons” are related sayings. X/Twitter jeffyee @jeffee @cynthiapang Haha, every time I see celery, I wonder if that…
“Celery is just crunchy grass-flavored water”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is just crunchy water”
Is celery mostly water? "Celery. Which, let's face it, is basically just crunchy water" was printed in a 2007 newspaper. "I'm convinced celery isn't a real food.…
“Celery is just glorified grass”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery is nature’s dental floss”
"Celery is nature's dental floss" is a jocular saying about stringy celery that has been printed on several images. "Celery? Bad idea. They don’t call it nature’s dental…
“Celery is the only food that has both ranch dressing and peanut butter as acceptable toppings”
Celery is frequently eaten with ranch dressing or peanut butter -- two very different foods. "Wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut…
“Celery is what happens when you tell grass it can be anything it wants to be”
Celery has often been described as a combination of grass and water. "Celery is just crunchy water” is a celery saying. "'See, the thing with celery is...it's grass-flavored,…
“Celery: When you have that sudden urge to bite into water with hair in it”
Celery, to many people, tastes like water with strings in it. "*Inventing celery* Damn I wish I could bite water with hair in it" was posted on Twitter by Knives McGee on December 6,…
“Cenosillicaphobia—the fear of an empty glass”
"Cenosillicaphobia -- the fear of an empty glass" is a definition that has been printed on many images. Google Books Cenosillicaphobia the Fear of an Empty Wine Or Beer GlassNotebook…
“Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately”
Cereal boxes often show the cereal in milk, but the milk is sold separately. "When you buy cereal, the milk is sold separately, but they’re always advertised together" was posted on…
“Cereal is a bread salad with milk dressing”
Cereal has been described as bread salad. "Cereal Is bread salad #cereal" was posted on Twitter by TRUE BARBARIAN GAMES on May 19, 2017. "Cereal is just wet bread salad" was…
“Cereal is breakfast soup”
Cereal in milk (often made for breakfast) has been compared to soup (often made for dinner). "'I love cereal. It's like breakfast soup.' -Eric Schumann" was posted on…