“My body is not a temple, it is a Midwest dive bar”
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar with a broken toilet”
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“My body is not my temple, it’s more like a bar and grill”
"My body is not a temple, it’s more like a dive bar" and "My body is not my temple, it's more like a bar and grill" are sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“My credit card had suspicious activity—I bought a gym membership”
Some people never seem to join a gym, and there's a joke about it. "I tried to join a gym. My credit card was declined because the cc company viewed this as 'suspicious…
“My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats”
"My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards and T-shirts. The saying has been cited on Twitter since January 6,…
“My favorite exercise at the gym is judging”
"My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on ecards. "My favorite exercise at the gym is judging" was cited on…
“My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch”
"My favorite exercise is a combination/cross of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch" is a jocular statement that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters…
“My favorite exercise is chewing”
"My favorite exercise is chewing" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts."Chewing is my favorite exercise!" was in 1952 print advertisements for Milk-Bone dog…
“My favorite exercise is lifting a fork to my mouth”
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
“My favorite exercise is lifting mugs of beer to my mouth”
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
“My favorite exercise is lifting the coffee cup to my mouth”
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
“My favorite exercise is running my mouth”
"My favorite exercise/workout is running my mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite workout is running my mouth" was posted on Facebook by…
“My favorite machine at the gym is the air conditioner”
"My favorite machine at the gym is the air conditioner" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an ecard) was posted on X/Twitter by someecards on…
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine”
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards. The line has been cited in print since at least 2002, when it was…
“My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside”
"My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doe not enjoy exercise, and the outside weather is too…
“My favorite workout is running my mouth”
"My favorite exercise/workout is running my mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite workout is running my mouth" was posted on Facebook by…
“My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach”
"My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My workout goal is to get my chest to…
“My fitness goal is just making sure my tits stick out further than my stomach”
"My fitness goal is just making sure my boobs stick out further than my stomach" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My workout goal is to get my chest to…
“My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit”
A good brisk walk is often a recommended form of exercise. ""My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit" is a popular joke that has been told by several people. "His favorite…
“My legs are weak, my arms are sore, my chest is heavy, my body is tired, I WILL NOT BE STOPPED”
Fitness Motivator wrote on Twitter on April 3, 2013: ☑ My legs are weak.☑ My arms are sore.☑ My chest is heavy.☑ My body is tired.☑ I WILL NOT BE STOPPED. The saying became immediately…