"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…
"Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I‘m in the park laughing at all the joggers" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
New York Sports Clubs (or NYSC) was founded in 1989 and now has many New York City locations. "Reveal better" or "bare it better" is a 2006 advertising campaign. MySportsClubs…
"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
"Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never skip Monday workouts. It gets your week started off the right way. I'm glad…
"Run fast/hard, turn left” is jocular running advice that has been printed on many T-shirts. "I thought there were just two things to do: run hard and turn left" was cited in print…
"Run like it's midnight" is a CInderella-inspired saying that has been printed on many images. The character of Cinderella had to run away from the ball at midnight. "Workout…
"Run like you stole something" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying means to run fast; if you're stealing something, you don't want to get caught.…
"Run? I thought they/you said rum" is a jocular saying about running that has been printed on many images. The origin of the saying is uncertain, but “Run? I thought they said Rum!”…
"Runner's high" is not the same as "runner's hi," but there are jokes. "Runner's Hi! :'That's why people wave to each other, because it makes them…
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Running away doesn't help you…
"Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Running away from your problems is a race…
"Running is a mental sport and we are all insane" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 14…
Many people are addicted to working out. "Running is like taking a drug" was printed in the Edmonton (Alberta) Journal on April 26, 1977. "Working out is like a drug" is a…
Some people prefer sitting to running. A joke was posted on Twitter by Blue Moon on October 7, 2014. "Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting." TwitterBlue…
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…
"Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
"Se is my cardio" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker doesn't get much sex. "And no,sex doesn't count as cardio.UNLESS...." was…