“Too cool for school”
"Too cool for school" is a popular rhyme, meaning that school is too straitlaced for some people. "If you're hip, you're just too cool for school!" was printed in…
“Too much attention to the pigskin doesn’t help the sheepskin” (sports vs. academics)
"Too much attention to the pigskin doesn't help the sheepskin" is a popular saying; "sheepskin" means a college academic diploma and "pigskin" means the covering…
“Topology implies the existence of bottomology and versology”
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
“Topology implies the existence of bottomology, and they both study holes”
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
“Topology implies the existence of bottomology”
Topology is concerned with the properties of a geometric object that are preserved under continuous deformations. There is no "bottomology," but there are jokes. "since there's…
“Tradition never graduates”
"Tradition never graduates" (or "tradition doesn't graduate") is a saying used by many successful school sports programs. The students graduate, but the tradition of…
“Two zombies were at a graduation party. One asked, ‘How was the grad you ate?’”
"Graduate" is sometimes written as "grad u ate" or "grad you ate." "What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate" -- a pun on…
“Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?” (cheer)
"Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?" is a popular cheer. This related counting-out rhyme was printed in the Aberdeen (Scotland), Journal on March 11, 1880: "Ane, twa,…
“University is just like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you”
Is going to school like being unemployed? "Being a student at university is just like being unemployed, except your parents are actually proud of you for it" was posted on Twitter by…
“University priorities: football for alumni, parking for faculty, sex for students”
Dr. Clark Kerr (1911-2003), the president of the University of California, told the new president of the University of Washington, as reported in a newspaper on November 19, 1958: ""There…
“Unless ur kid is selling Don Julio, get that fundraiser book out my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless you’re kid’s fundraiser is selling bacon, I’m not really interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid is selling Crown Royal, get that fundraiser book out my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid is selling hot wings, get that fundraiser book outta my face”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling alcohol, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling tequila I’m really not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling whiskey, I’m really not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling wine, I’m not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling beer, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…