“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling wine, I’m not interested”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling beer, I want no part of it”
"Unless your kid's fundraiser is selling bottles of liquor, I want no part of it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been many variations of the saying.…
“Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that’s entirely end credits”
"Graduation speeches are like end credits at the movies.. no body really cares" was posted on Twitter on May 26, 2011. "A graduation ceremony is like a movie where everyone is just…
“Water your mind to grow your soul”
"Water your mind to grow your soul" is an educational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 26, 2016 and probably originated on The Minds…
“We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees. Homework is killing us”
"We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees. Homework is killing us" is a jocular homework saying that has been printed on many images. A "Homework kills trees!!! So stop…
“We homeschool because we have seen the village and we don’t want it raising our children”
"It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. "I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children" (or "We homeschool…
“We take career advice from someone who went to college to be a guidance counselor”
Students take career advice from a guidance counselor. "It's alarming that I took all my career advice from someone who thought it would be a good idea to go to college to be a guidance…
“We used to have a teacher called Miss Turtle. Strange looking woman, but she tortoise well”
"Tortoise" can sound like "taught us." "As strange as it was that my teacher wore a shell on her back, she tortoise well. #fit" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan…
“We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply”
"We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The math pun has been cited in print since…
“We’re working to develop a university the football team can be proud of”
A higher education joke asks: Is it a university with a football team, or a football team with a university? Dr. Charles Dan Procter, president of the Oklahoma College for Women (now the University…
“Welcome back to invisibility class. It’s pretty disappointing to see so many of you here”
A teacher often welcomes students back to class. A joke was posted on Twitter by JB 4 Realz on May 10, 2019: "Welcome back to invisibility class. It's pretty disappointing to see so many…
“Welcome parents and students to orientation.”/“Excuse me! I think we call it Asiantation now.”
The term "oriental" is often regarded as an ethnic slur. Some people jocularly believe that a school "orientation" should be called "Asiantation." "Orientation…
“Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you except the three people in your group”
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
“Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people…”
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
“Well, well, well. Welcome to stutter class”
"Well, well, well" is a common interjection. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on June 23, 2013: "Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class. #sickipedia"…
“Were the exam questions difficult?”/“No, it was the answers that gave me trouble.”
Test questions aren't difficult -- test answers are. "I never had any problems with the questions on a test. It was the answers that i had trouble with" was posted on the newsgroup…
“What a teacher writes on the blackboard of life can never be erased”
"What a teacher writes on the blackboard of life can never be erased" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually showing the saying in chalk on a blackboard. The saying has…
“What can the coronavirus do that the U.S. government can’t?”/“Stop school shootings.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many public schools to be closed. Students were homeschooled and went to online classes. "What can the coronavirus do that the us government…
“What club do racist scientists join?”/“The Potassium Potassium Potassium.”
The KKK (Ku Klux Klan) does not stand for the periodic table symbol (K=potassium), but there are jokes. "The KKK is to be better known as the Potassium Potassium Potassium. Science joke"…
“What degree do you need to write parking tickets?”/“Fine arts.”
"Fine arts" doesn't have anything to do with parking fines, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 13, 2021: Q: What degree do you need to write parking…