“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn”
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose" is an old saying. 'Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn" -- showing that losing can be a learning experience -- is a saying that has…
“Sorry, I can’t go to school tomorrow. I fractured my motivation”
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
“Spelling is a lossed art”
'Spelling is a lossed art" is a jocular saying (a pun on the misspelled word "lost") that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "Spelling is a…
“Spelling is my fortay”
"Forte" is a word, but "fortay" is not. "Spelling is not my fortay" was posted on Twitter by James Fish on November 2, 2009. "Spelling is not my fortay" was…
“Spelling is not my fortay”
"Forte" is a word, but "fortay" is not. "Spelling is not my fortay" was posted on Twitter by James Fish on November 2, 2009. "Spelling is not my fortay" was…
“Spelling isn’t my fortay”
"Forte" is a word, but "fortay" is not. "Spelling is not my fortay" was posted on Twitter by James Fish on November 2, 2009. "Spelling is not my fortay" was…
“Street smart is something dumb people say when they want to use the word “smart’”
What is "street smart"? On the American television comedy series My Name Is Earl ("Nature's Game Show" episode that aired on November 20, 2008), Joy and Darnell argued…
“Student loan debt is the new indentured servitude”
Many people take our large student loans to afford to go to college. "College is the new indentured servitude" was posted on Twitter by Steven★★★☆☆Sanders on August 18, 2008.…
“Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.”
A teacher teaches a subject and a teacher teaches students. One joke is: Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don't be so hard on yourself. The joke was posted on Twitter by Edward…
“Study (verb)—The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby”
The website Grouchy Rabbit published a jocular definition in March 2011 that quickly became popular with students: "Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open…
“Study Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return”
"Study/Work Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return" is a jocular work tip that has been printed on many images. "Study tip: Keep your…
“Studying—notice how they conveniently put ‘dying’ at the end of this word”
"Studying -- Notice how they conveniently put 'DYING' at the end of this word" is a jocular line that has been printed on many posters. The line has been cited in print since at…
“Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Studying abroad? Take the broad out to dinner before you study her”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. This joke was published in McSweeney’s on June 13, 2014: YOU: DAD, I’M THINKING OF…
“Studying is my drug. But thank God I say no to drugs”
"Studying is my drug. But thank God I say no to drugs" is a jocular anti-studying saying that has been printed on several images. "Studying is my drug" was posted on Twitter on…
“Substitute teachers imply the existence of domstitute teachers”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to substitute teachers, but there are jokes. "the term substitute teacher implies the existence of a domstitute…
“Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is”
"Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Summer is over ..... Time to remember what day…
“Summer means about three months of no school shootings”
Summer is known as a time when there is no school...shootings? "What does it say about our society that what kids like most about summer is 3 months without school shootings?…
“Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid”
"Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Summer vacation - a time when parents…
“Sunday is a teacher’s day of rest: the rest of the laundry and grade the rest of the papers”
"Sunday is a day of rest. The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do on a Saturday" is a jocular saying that…