“So goes the schools, so goes the community”
"As/So goes the schools, as/so goes the community" is a common saying of unknown origin. "I believe that, as the schools go, so goes the community, and as the community goes, so goes…
“So they really clothes school tomorrow.”/ “They shirt it down.”/ “That socks.”
A jocular conversation between students is: "So they really clothes (closed) school tomorrow.""They shirt (shut) it down.""That socks (sucks).""I was underwear…
“So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world”
"So what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter on April…
“Sociology is just applied psychology, which is applied biology…”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterMichael Gordon@birdmanmikeySociology is just applied psychology, which is applied biology, which is applied chemistry, which is applied physics, which is applied…
“Sometimes I make words up to sound more smartaculous”
"Sometimes I make words up to sound more smartaculous" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Smartaculous" is a portmanteau from the words "smart"…
“Sometimes I use big words I don’t understand so I can sound more photosynthesis”
"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Origin is unknown. "I always use big…
“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn”
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose" is an old saying. 'Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn" -- showing that losing can be a learning experience -- is a saying that has…
“Sorry, I can’t go to school tomorrow. I fractured my motivation”
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
“Spelling is a lossed art”
'Spelling is a lossed art" is a jocular saying (a pun on the misspelled word "lost") that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "Spelling is a…
“Spelling is my fortay”
"Forte" is a word, but "fortay" is not. "Spelling is not my fortay" was posted on Twitter by James Fish on November 2, 2009. "Spelling is not my fortay" was…
“Spelling is not my fortay”
"Forte" is a word, but "fortay" is not. "Spelling is not my fortay" was posted on Twitter by James Fish on November 2, 2009. "Spelling is not my fortay" was…
“Spelling isn’t my fortay”
"Forte" is a word, but "fortay" is not. "Spelling is not my fortay" was posted on Twitter by James Fish on November 2, 2009. "Spelling is not my fortay" was…
“Street smart is something dumb people say when they want to use the word “smart’”
What is "street smart"? On the American television comedy series My Name Is Earl ("Nature's Game Show" episode that aired on November 20, 2008), Joy and Darnell argued…
“Student loan debt is the new indentured servitude”
Many people take our large student loans to afford to go to college. "College is the new indentured servitude" was posted on Twitter by Steven★★★☆☆Sanders on August 18, 2008.…
“Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.”
A teacher teaches a subject and a teacher teaches students. One joke is: Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don't be so hard on yourself. The joke was posted on Twitter by Edward…
“Study (verb)—The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby”
The website Grouchy Rabbit published a jocular definition in March 2011 that quickly became popular with students: "Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open…
“Study Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return”
"Study/Work Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return" is a jocular work tip that has been printed on many images. "Study tip: Keep your…
“Studying—notice how they conveniently put ‘dying’ at the end of this word”
"Studying -- Notice how they conveniently put 'DYING' at the end of this word" is a jocular line that has been printed on many posters. The line has been cited in print since at…
“Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. "I got arrested for studying abroad. The police called it stalking" was…
“Studying abroad? Take the broad out to dinner before you study her”
"Studying abroad" shouldn't be confused with "studying a broad," but there are jokes. This joke was published in McSweeney’s on June 13, 2014: YOU: DAD, I’M THINKING OF…