“People tell me that my grammar stinks. What do they expect? She’s 85!”
"Grammar" sounds a bit like "grandma." A joke was posted on Twitter by English television presenter and actor Keith Chegwin (1957-2017) on July 20, 2011: "People tell me…
“People think of education as something they can finish”
"People think of education as something they can finish" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. American author Isaac Asimov (1920-1992) said in a 1988 conversation with journalist…
“People who flunk out of executioner school just don’t get the hang of it”
Some people who work or who go to school can't "get the hang of it" (understand it). This expression usually has nothing to do with hanging, but there are jokes. "Why was the…
“People who say fractions are better than decimals are missing the point”
"People who say fractions are better than decimals are missing the point" is a math pun that was posted on Twitter by Jack McFadden on July 24, 2015. "If you are converting decimals…
“Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was allowing government to educate”
"Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was (in) allowing (the) government to educate our children" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American writer,…
“Philosophy majors ask why you want fries with that”
"Do you want fries with that?" is a popular question asked at many fast food restaurants. By extension, it's used in several jokes about liberal arts graduates who seemingly…
“Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math”
"Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Pi Day is March 14th (3/14), just as Pi is…
“Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” (PEMDAS math mnemonic)
"My Dear Aunt Sally" (MDAS) is a math mnemonic for the order operations: Multiplication-Division-Addition-Subtraction. "My Dear Aunt Sally" has been cited in print since at…
“Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest”
"Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest" (a pun on "resisting arrest") is a popular joke that has been cited in print since at least 2005. A…
“Porktuguese is like the other Romance Languages, except that it evolved from pig Latin”
"Porktuguese" (Portuguese language + pork) is not a language that exists, but there are jokes. "Learning the language that Brazilian pigs speak...porktuguese" was posted on…
“Pre-school rules and bar rules are the same. You piss your pants, you go home”
"Preschool rules and bar rules are the same. You pee your pants, you go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Nursery school rules and bar rules are the…
“Ps get degrees” (P=passing grade)
"Ps get degrees" (a "P" is a passing grade) is a saying used mostly in Australia. If you pass, you get a degree. However, some people do not like the saying and insist that good…
“PSA: Anyone that tells you that parental rights ‘don’t exist’ is a Communist and is coming after your children”
"PSA: Anyone that tells you that parental rights 'don't exist' is a Communist and is coming after your children" (shown on an image) was posted on X/Twitter by James…
“Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers…”
A popular saying about school is: “Public school is a place of detention for children placed in the care of teachers who are afraid of the principal, principals who are afraid of the school…
“Public schools are indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Public schools are indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Public schools are woke indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Public schools are woke indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Put your diploma on the windshield so you can park in a handicap spot”
"Put your diploma on the windshield so you can park in a handicap spot" is a joke that has been said to deride many institutions of learning. "Why do (Texas A&M -- ed.) Aggies…
“Reading can seriously damage your ignorance”
"Reading can seriously damage your ignorance" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Reading can seriously damage your ignorance http://fb.me/6KM65AsrA" was posted…